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A bishonen is beautiful boy. And, boy, are these ones beautiful! This is the shameless fangirl section of the page. If you don't like it, check out my academic essays and be reassured of my sanity. ^.^

Hotohori. The name says it all. He's hot and he's a . . . emperor. (What did you think I was going to say?) The only problem is that he knows EXACTLY how good-looking he is. What is even scarier is that Takehiko Koyasu, his seiyuu, is much more gorgeous than him . . .

Nuriko. Shirtless Nuriko. Whether dressed as a girl or a guy, Nuriko is completely bishy. (Of course, it's scary that he's the best looking female in the cast at one point . . .)

All together now . . . "Tamahome!" "Miaka!" "Tamahome!" "Miaka!" "Tamahome!" With looks like his, however, it's not really surprising that she was calling him every three seconds! (Regardless, I still HATE his voice!)

Aww . . . Tasuki, you're so pretty! No need to look embarrassed! Nuriko would be proud of your crossdressing to sneak into the Forbidden Women's Hot Springs!

Aww. He is such a bishounen-in-training. One day, you just know he's going to put the Yum in Yamato. ^.~

You know, for a show intended for boys, Digimon Adventure is laden with bishounen-in-training. . . . And you thought soccer was the only thing for which Taichi was training!

Colour me surprised. Jyou becomes cute in 02. Really cute. An underappreciated bishounen in the cast . . .

Ken. Blah. I put him in this section to avoid one of his "I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!" tantrums. (Ooh, I'm going to get much hatemail from the Ken fans now . . . )

My one friend calls him the Cajun God of Lust. She's right too. Not only is he utterly gorgeous, but he's got the most cayenne-chocolate-y accent and the most charming personality.

THE SYMPATHY BISHONEN

There are some characters who aren't cut out to be bishonen, yet have managed to work their way onto Poketto Bishonen. Naturally, I felt sorry enough for them to catch some of them. This is their site (because, face it, this is the only one they'll ever be on!)

Poor Takeshi (a.k.a Brock). Even in the show, he's depicted as a loser in love. He should be flattered that he's on a site where girls can catch him, even if none of them are. If I were matchmaking for him, however, I would marry him off to Takeru and Yamato's granny and breed a race of children with no eyes! -.-

<snorts> I used to play 'Megaman' on my Nintendo. There, he was ankle-high to a giant robot of doom and slightly less attractive than an oil spill. He shot little circles too, and made blipping noises when he jumped. Anything less like a bishonen has yet to be imagined.

<dodges rocks thrown by Legion of Screaming Takaishi Takeru Fangirls> At the risk of sounding like a cradle-robber, he's normally far too kawaii for his own good, even with the Gilligan hat. He has the same genes as Yamato, after all. Having more gorgeous children is the best reason their parents should never have divorced. *But* this is a horrible picture. I can't see even the most devoted LSTTF member wanting it on her website. I can't even see HIKARI wanting it on her website. In fact, this is a good reason to support Daikari . . . I'm going on, aren't I?

Oh dear. Again, they seem to have set out to choose the most unattractive picture possible. Chichiri, especially without the mask, is very bishy. However, you wouldn't think it from this picture which is a) a SD, b) grainy and c) has him flat on his face. In short, this one needs to disappear into his kasa as soon as possible.

In this case, a picture SHOULD be worth a thousand words. What more can I say about Satoshi (a.k.a. Ash), except that he's not even saved by his personality? I spend most of Pokemon wanting to forcefeed him Ritalin or having amusing fantasies where Angemon blasts Pikachu to bite-sized chunks. The scary thing about this picture is that it looks like someone is trying to catch him. Oo;;;;

. . . And I thought Jean was the only blind woman in the universe. Not only does he have the hopelessly retro scants over his pants look, but he speaks in capitals in jagged speechbubbles. That excludes him from being bishy for me. On the other hand, James Marsden is too GQ for words, so I'll excuse them on the grounds of having only seen the movie.

When I catch more sad cases, I'll update with more Sympathy Bishonen. Remember non-Bishonen need our support too. ^.^