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WOW Episode #33F
Video recap: Last week's show ended with Beckie the Farmer's Daughter, the challenger to the Intercontinental Title, getting beat down by Intercontinental champ Jane Blond and her Star Stable buddies, Lana Star and California Wendi.
Cut to Beckie the Farmer's Daughter and Terri Gold backstage. Beckie has an ice pack on her head and is clearly in pain.
Beckie (depressed): Well, what are we supposed to do now, Terri? I don't
know how we can break up the Star Stable if no one can beat them in a match.
I tried, but they came at me three-on-one... and I get the feeling they were
taking it easy on me! We're never gonna be able to get poor Bronco Billie out
from under Lana Star's thumb.
Terri: We can't worry about that now, Beckie. What's important for now is
that we finish off Caged Heat once and for all. Roxy did her part by beating
Vendetta and Selina Majors. Now it's up to the two of us to take down Delta
Lotta Pain and Loca, and show all four of those vandals that you just don't
interfere in World Title matches.
Beckie: Yeah, Terri, it'll be awesome to be the tag team champions. But
I dunno... without Billie around to celebrate with, something will be missing.
Terri: We can only take care of one thing at a time, Beckie. And this is
more important. I'm going to ask Commissioner Danger to set a title match between
us and Caged Heat. Clearly, we deserve it... I mean, we beat them already, plus
I'm the former World Title holder.
Beckie: Okay, Terri... I guess you know best.
Cut to Delta Lotta Pain, Loca, Vendetta, and Selina Majors backstage in their spartan dressing room. The WOW Tag Team belts hang in a corner.
Vendetta: Wassup, Selina? How you feelin'?
Selina: Angry. Very, very angry.
Loca: That's how we like it, baby!!
Selina: It's ridiculous that Roxy Powers got lucky and beat me. Now I got
to "prove" myself for months before I can get another shot at the
belt. Like I need to prove anything! I've beaten everyone worth beating in this
federation and a few others! And Roxy's lame-ass friend Tanja was there with
her, yelling and celebrating... like she had anything to do with it!
Delta: Word is bond, Selina. I'm sick of these scrubs getting up in our
grill. Terri Gold, that washed-up gymnast... Beckie, that redneck hick... Roxy,
that wannabe bodybuilder in a wack canary suit... and Tanja, that community
theater reject.
Others: Yeah!
Delta: "Air Force".... ooh, I'm so scared of those bad
girls. I wanna shut that Air Force up for good. Let's settle this and give 'em
a match.
Vendetta: Delta, I dunno... I don't like 'em either, but let's face it,
they're pretty damn good.
Delta: That's aiight. Caged Heat don't hide from nobody. We been through
too much to do that. I'd like to see how long Terri and Beckie would last behind
bars!
Loca: You kidding... they'd be crying for their mommies every night!
Delta: That's right. We haven't defended these belts in a while anyway.
Let's put 'em up against Air Force at Summer Swelter on June 10.
Loca: Let's do this! Summer Swelter wouldn't be nothin' without the
Heat, yo.
Delta: We marquee players, and we gonna prove it. 'Cause you know what time
it is, baby...
All: HARD TIME!
Ohhhhhhhhhh...WOW!
[Title sequence]
Cut to David McLane and Lee Marshall at the announcers' desk.
McLane: Welcome to WOW -- Women of Wrestling! I'm David McLane, and
this is my co-host Lee Marshall. And fans, today's featured matchup is of historic
significance. In the culmination of their months-long feud, Roxy Powers is set
to take on Slam Dunk. The winner of the match will face Jungle Grrrl for the
WOW World Title at Summer Swelter on June 10.
Marshall: David, both of these women have been known to have their lighthearted
moments -- Slam Dunk especially. But you can bet that no one will be playing
games in this matchup. They both want that championship belt so badly, they
can taste it.
[Replay the Slam and Roxy interviews from last week.]
McLane: Lee, I spoke to Jungle Grrrl briefly a few minutes ago, and
asked her who she would prefer to win this match and emerge as the #1 contender.
She had no comment.
Marshall: She usually doesn't, David.
McLane: Well, she's a woman of few words. But boy, does she ever take
care of business in that ring. She's a very proud woman, and she is quite sure
that she can defeat whoever happens to come her way. And I'd hate to bet against
her. But first, Lee, we're going to see Hammerin' Heather Steele in a rematch
against the Disciplinarian.
Marshall: David, the fact that Heather wanted this match just shows what
kind of competitor she is. Disciplinarian got Heather to tap out with that very
painful Scorpion Death Lock. But Heather was able to avoid the Disciplinarian's
traditional post-victory ruler shots... and now she wants to face the Disciplinarian
again! It goes to show that Heather just does not give up, period.
McLane: Well said, Lee. Well, let's go to ringside and see who will prevail
this time out.
Heather-Disciplinarian match
Heather celebrates after the match and soaks up the crowd's cheers. Disciplinarian
grabs the mic.
Disciplinarian: All right, Heather. That's one win for you... and one
win for me. But Heather... 50% is still a failing grade. Like I said last time,
you're a very hard worker. But so are a lot of kids in my... special class.
Heather: I'm not afraid of you, Disciplinarian. I agree... one win for
you and one for me isn't good enough. Let's settle this at Summer Swelter on
June 10.
Disciplinarian: Fair enough, Heather. I don't have any kids' dreams to
squash over the summer. So you'll just have to fill in.
Both wrestlers exit, Heather slapping hands with the fans, Disciplinarian yelling at them.
[EnerX commercial]
Cut to Tanja, Warrior Woman in Harley's Angels' bar, playing pool with the Angels. Tanja is not dressed in her usual "Xena" get-up; she is in a brown-and-yellow ensemble similar to workout gear.
EZ: Hey, Tanja, you're pretty good!
Tanja (smiling): Hey, what do you expect. I'm a master of swordfighting
and archery... why not pool?
Thug: Guess we've got somethin' in common. Nothin' better to finish off
a match than a pool cue.
Suddenly, all goes quiet as Law & Order enter the bar.
Law: You girls still here?
Thug: Of course we are. Why shouldn't we be? You ain't got nothin' on
us.
Order: You know that isn't true, Thug. In case you haven't noticed, we've
been laying down the law on every tag team in WOW. In a minute, we're gonna
do it to Team Spirit. Unless you shut down this den of iniquity, Harley's Angels
will be next. And Tanja... you should be ashamed for hanging out with these
lowlifes.
Tanja: Officers, I don't know what else the Angels may have done, but
they do have a right to run a pool hall if they want to.
Law: This kind of biker scum doesn't even have the right to be on the
streets.
Charlie: Might makes right, baby. You may have beaten us in the ring...
once. But there's no way you're gonna come in here and make us close down our
pool hall.
Order: Oh, I think we'll do exactly that. We can beat you anywhere.
In fact, we'll fight you in this very bar on June 10 at Summer Swelter... under
certain conditions.
EZ: And what would those be?
Order: If you win, we'll let all of your violations slide... serving
liquor without a license... violating California's stringent anti-smoking statutes...
illegal gambling... all of it. But if we win... you have to sell this
bar.
Thug: More than fair, Officers. We're not gonna lose twice... especially
on our home turf. It's a deal.
Law (to Order): Enough of these miscreants. We have some more trash to
take out today.
Cut to a couple minutes later. Tanja, exiting the bar, waves goodbye to the Angels... as Selina Majors walks down the hallway. The two bump into each other.
Selina: Oh, so you hang out with Harley's Angels now?
Tanja: What's it to you?
Selina: Just a friendly warning. Those girls are no good. They took me
out for weeks, and I'm a multi-time World Champion. So I can only imagine what
they could do to milquetoast like you.
Tanja: If you must know, we're not friends... I just wanted to shoot some
pool. But last I heard, I can spend my time with whoever I please, no matter
what Selina Majors thinks of it.
Selina: Oh, yeah. You're real tough. Do you do anything around here,
besides hide behind your friends? Who's next on the list for you to kiss up
to?
Tanja: I don't need protection from anyone, Selina. I just finished explaining
to Harley's Angels... I'm pretty good with weapons. So maybe you should watch
your mouth.
Selina: Maybe you should stop talking such a big game and start proving
it in the ring. Bring your weapons, if you want.
Tanja: You're making a big mistake, Selina. I'd be more than happy to
do this hardcore.
Selina: You're on. I'll take you no problem. I just don't wanna see your
little buddies involved.
Tanja: I don't wanna see Caged Heat bailing you out either.
Selina: Fair enough. It'll be me, you, and me hitting you over the head
with whatever's handy.
Tanja: We'll see about that, Selina.
Cut to ringside for the Law & Order vs. Team Spirit match.
After the match, Nikki Law beats on Patti some with the billyclub, while holding Randi off. Meanwhile, Kristi Order gets on the mic.
Kristi: This is what's in store for you at Summer Swelter on June 10, Harley's Angels. We beat you at Spring Vengeance, and we almost gave EZ Rider the beatdown of her life. It's gonna be more of the same this time out. Except there isn't gonna be any "almost" about it. It's gonna be a good, old-fashioned barroom brawl... with only the cops left standing at the end.
Randi finally manages an attack effective enough to get Nikki off of Patti, and both cheerleaders make their escape.
[Hooked on Phonics commercial]
Cut to ringside for the Selina Majors-Tanja hardcore match. Tanja is still wearing the same workout-type outfit.
McLane: Holy cow. These two women gave you everything they had in them tonight. That match goes to show exactly how deep the bad blood runs between Caged Heat and Terri Gold's crew. You just don't go at each other like that if there isn't true hatred involved. But Tanja, Warrior Woman comes out victorious... bloody and beat up, but undoubtedly victorious.
Cut to Riot's dressing room. A focused Riot is practicing martial arts kicks and maneuvers. Suddenly, California Wendi and California Bobbi (in street clothes) come from behind. Wendi knocks Riot's head into the wall, and Riot falls to the ground. Both Wendi and Bobbi kick and stomp the prone Heavy Metal Maniac. A dazed Riot eventually fights her way back up. The two Beach Patrol members make a quick run for it. Riot can only stare after them angrily.
[Benny Hill commercial]
Cut back to the announcers' desk.
McLane: Well, fans, it's hard to believe that there's more in store tonight, but the night's big match is finally here. It's Slam Dunk against Roxy Powers in a #1 contender's match for the WOW World Championship!
After the match, Terri Gold holds Roxy's hand up in triumph. Roxy, although giving Terri a sustained dirty look, goes along. Slam Dunk yells at the ref a bit and then exits.
McLane: And Roxy Powers is your #1 contender! Roxy Powers, who gave
Jungle Grrrl such a tough match the first time they met, will be meeting her
again at Summer Swelter on June 10! And this time, it will be for the World
Title! Fans, make sure to tune in next week for more WOW - Women of Wrestling
action!
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