This is the page in which I, in a shear fit of boredom and sleep deprivation, let you, the cheerful voyuer, into a little piece of my life, by rattling off the oh-so-exciting details of just what exactly it is I've got rattling around in my coat.
This is, of course, the much talked about "condom coat", and this list only applies for the winter of 2000-2001, as I don't wear this coat in any other season, and next winter the inventory will probably be different, just as it is now different from what it was last year (I didn't have this much crap riding around in my coat last year).
Maybe this summer I'll do an inventory of what I'm hauling around in the pockets of my camo shorts, since they're the only ones with huge pockets good for packing needless junk.
Enjoy.
Left outer pocket
6-in-1 screwdriver
A tin of Penguins (caffeinated peppermints) with Chris' cell phone number inside
Jones Soda cap: "Your partner will be proud of you"
Carmex
Car/work/house/other assorted junk keys
Another Jones Soda cap: "Your love life will be happy and harmonious"
Right outer pocket
Half a pack of watermelon Bubble Yum
Part of a roll of Sweet Tarts
Half a pack of watermelon Bubblicious
A camera (I'm taking a picture of myself right now)
An orange Tootsie Pop (for Tyler, since I never have anything he likes)
Peanut Butter M&M's, for Matt, but he pissed me off so now he's gonna have to suck up if he wants them
A strawberry Mamba
A gift from the Trojan Man
Crybaby Tears Extra Sour Candy
Inner pocket
My wallet
Checkbook
Trip notebook
Name tag from work
A tampon
Various receipts
A penny
A psychodelic dolphin sticker Tyler gave me because it was too frilly for him (do I look frilly or something?)
Idaho State Police business card
Empty package of Snowman Poop (little white round minty candies)
A beat to shit Saf-T-Pop
Moscow Police Department card
My safe New Year from Spring (one of the many condoms she handed out on New Years 2000. It's been in my pocket for quite a while, I wouldn't recommend using it)
Another penny
Half of a big Laffy Taffy bar
Life Savers
A note from Wraylee (my lovely coworker)
Les Schwab receipt from when they replaced my tire after it exploded (again)
A dime
A pen from Little City Studios (tattoo and piercing place)
Gummi Savers
Inventory taken February 2, 2001
What's in my over-the-shoulder bag that's not a purse?
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