Eminem w/ Dr. Dre - Guilty Conscience - Slim Shady LP

Verse 1
[Narrator]
Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life, and the way things are going, he
decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of
heart. And suddenly his conscience comes into play.

[Dr. Dre]
All right stop.[Huh?] No before you walk in the door of this liquor store and
try to get money out the drawer, you better think of the consequence. [Who are
you?] I'm your mother fucking conscience.

[Eminem]
That's nonsense. Go in and after the money in front of one of your Aunt’s cribs.
And borrow a damn dress, and put on a blonde wig. [Can I borrow this?]Tell her
you need a place to stay. And we'll stay for days if you shave your legs with an
edged razor blade.

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to, the whole neighborhood
knows you, and they'll expose you. Think about before you walk in the door
first. Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns!

[Eminem]
Fuck that. Do that shit. Shoot that bitch. Can you afford to blow this shit? Are
you that rich? Why do you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you
really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it. [You’re right!] Not only is this
shit. [Stop!] Just drop the bizkit. [I will!] Don’t even listen to Slim yo. He’s
bad for you.

[Eminem]
You know what Dre, I don’t like your attitude.

Verse 2
(Music playing, people yelling)
[Stan]
Come on. Just come in here for a minute. (Knocks on the door)

[Girl]
Oh no!

[Stan]
Look, it’s gunna be all right, all right?

[Girl]
Damn. Okay.

[Narrator]
Meet Stan. 21 Years old. After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things
start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. And once again, his
conscience comes into play.

[Eminem]
Now listen to me. When you kissing her cheek. And smearing her lipstick, slip
this her in her drink. Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch’s
earlobe.

[Dr. Dre]
Yo, this girl’s only 15 years old. You shouldn’t take advantage of her, it’s not
fair.

[Eminem]
Yo, look at her bush. Does it got hair? [Uh huh] Fuck this bitch right here on
the spot there, until she passes out and she forgot how she got there.

[Dr. Dre]
Man, aint you ever seen that one move Kids?

[Eminem]
No, but I seen a porno with Sun Dovious.

[Dr. Dre]
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

[Eminem]
(Moaning) Man, Fuck that. Get that shit, run off and bail.

Verse 3
(Radio playing)
[Grady]
Man it feels good to be home.

[Narrator]
Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard
day’s work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in
bed with another man.

(Moaning)
[Grady]
What the fuck?!

[Wife]
Grady!

[Dr. Dre]
All right, calm down, relax, start breathing.

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit you just caught this bitch cheating! Well you’re at work, she’s
with some dude trying to get off?! Fuck slitting her throat, cut this bitch’s
head off!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait, what if there’s an explanation for this shit.

[Eminem]
What?! She tripped, fell landed on his dick?!

[Dr. Dre]
All right Shady. Maybe he’s right Grady, but think about the baby before you get
all crazy.

[Eminem]
Okay, thought about it. Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat. Get you’re
daughter and kidnap her. That’s what I did. Be smart, don’t be a retard. You
gunna take advice from somebody who slapped T Barns?

[Dr. Dre]
What’d you say?!

[Eminem]
What’s wrong?! Didn’t think I’d remember?!

[Dr. Dre]
I’m gunna kill you mother fucker!

[Eminem]
Ah, ah, ah, temper, temper. Mr. Dre, Mr. NWA, Mr. AK, coming straight outta
competence, you gunna make way?! How in the fuck you gunna tell this man not to
be violent?!

[Dr. Dre]
Cuz he don’t need to go the same route that I went. Been there, done that. Ah,
fuck it! What am I saying? Shoot em both Grady. Where’s you’re gun at?

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