Spotter Dialect

The Language of the Spotter Species

Language, like in any society, is vital in the Spotter community. They have a distinct system of pronounciation and abbreviation that, at first may make no sense to the ordinary joe, but upon closer study and inspection, reveals many similarities with our own linguistic system.

This following words are VITAL in understanding the Spotter language, as they are the most commonly used by this culture, and therefore, the most important.

Chap/Smack = lubrication for female Spotters
Going = Reference to sex
Coming = Reference to sex
Bass Ur = Regular Spotter celebration
Spotting/Spottage = being in the vicinity of the Spot.
Bumming = in an inactive state, usually in the Spot
Mayo = rejected, nerd-like Spotter
Roo Mayo = extremely nerd-like Spotter, usually of the “Rebeccus” genus
The Coog = Another habitat of the Spotters, usually for recreational purposes
Abbrev/Abbreving = shortening or abbreviating words
Preggers = Expecting a bun on the oven

However, other important words are only relevant when used in their proper form- that is, in the typical Spotter pronounciation (shown below):

Spaghetti Bolognaise = Spag-Hetti-Bologg-nay-ze
Lingerie = Lin-g-eree
Caesar = Kay-Zar

Many words in the Spotter language are abbreviated to shorter form, in order to comply with the laziness of the species. This helps them conserve energy, which they can then use to sleep.
E.G:
Country Muffin = Cunt Muff
In some cases the abbreviations are preceded by the word ‘the’, such as:
The Mac = MacDonalds
The Sub = Subway
The Burge = Burger King
The (insert personal first name) = eg. The Karyn, The Paul, The Claire

As the origins of the Spotter language stem from the Italian dialect, it is customary to insert ‘le’ in front of words such as:
‘bus’ = therefore = ‘le bus’
Other Italian words and phrases also have a place in the Spotter language, eg:

Ciao
Non sono sempre in retardo
La Fragola (can be abbreved to ‘La Frag’)
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