Spotter's World

Welcome to the clandestine world of the creature known as the 'Spotter'.

This species rose to prominence in the late 1990's to early 2000's, and is easily identifiable by it's passive (bordering on lazy) attitude to physical activity, and it's unwillingness to exert itself (referred to as 'bumming'), for fear of an increase in fitness.

It's diet mainly consists of Nacho Cheese Doritos, pizza, and coke/rasberry slushies, and also alcohol and tobacco, for which it has developed a high degree of immunity against.


It is a brilliant mammal, capable of extraordinary feats of dexterity and agility:

* using it's left hand, it can undo it's own button fly whilst holding a drink in it's right hand, flash it's undies, and then re-fasten the buttons (this ability has been shown by the genus Rebeccus Vanus Graaffus, a prominent member of the Spotter family)

* it can steal several pizzas, bottles of drink, garlic bread, and boxes of ice creams from the local pizza shop, whilst remaining undetected (shown by the member Ylanus Mooringus)

* it can do an all-nighter, and still retain energy for a trip to Dreamworld on the following day (several members of the Spotter species have shown this trait)

* it can withstand the effects of alcohol that would have toppled another mammal twice it's size (most notably the Julius De Souzus member)


However, despite all these admirable traits, the Spotter is under threat of extinction.
As the species thrives in close-knit environments (such as a high school), it is inevitable that, with it's adaption (both physically and mentally), it must outgrow these habitats, and find a home in the outside world.

Nevertheless, the species itself remains extremely close, regardless of location, and has an uncanny ability- some might say an almost telepathic bond- to rally together in times of crisis, to celebrate events, or to bitch about other species, which the Spotter family regard as insignificant biological mistakes.


Now you may be asking: 'What can I do to ensure the survival of such a remarkable species?' Well, the answer is simple- just click on the links below, and enter the world of the Spotter species, where you can learn about their habitats, language, and cultural ideologies. By gaining an awareness of this creature, and by transferring this information to others, you can be assured that the future of the Spotter species is in good hands.

The Spotter Origins The Spotter Habitats The Spotter Language The Spotter Culture The Spotter

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