Legal: Nope, I don't own them. I wish I did, but I also wished I would win the lotto. Please don't sue me!

Warnings: Eh, nothing really. Sap, shounen-ai, humor, (well, I tried).

' '...represents thoughts.

"The Interesting Week, Part 2"

Tuesday: Heero: Paintball.

"Today's Heero's day!" Quatre exclaimed happily.

Duo rolled his eyes.

"Great. Let's see--a firing range? Blowing up some compound? An--ack!"

Heero smacked Duo on the back of the head calmly.

"You'll see when we get there." The pilot said quietly.

The five set off per Heero's instructions.

They pulled up in front of----Well, Duo wasn't too far off.

It was a paintball camp. Silent groans filled the van.

"Fun. Real fun, Yuy." Wufei's sarcastic voice.

"....." Trowa.

"Uh, hmm. Paintball. Interesting choice." Quatre's nervous voice.

Duo just crowed happily. "I knew Heero would pick something like this!" 'Geez. Didn't the guy *ever* get tired of toting a gun around?'

"Duo."

"Yeah?"

"Omae o korosu."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Well, save it for the battle, Hee-chan!"

When the five were dressed and ready to go, they split up. It was eerily quiet in the woods, and Wufei didn't like it. Hell, he didn't like this whole idea, but it was Heero's choice. 'At least he didn't hate going to the library' Wufei thought. Remembering he was supposed to capture the others, he hid behind a huge boulder.

"To think this is what I am reduced to: hiding behind some rock in the woods!" Wufei lamented.

All of a sudden, a huge blotch of red appeared on his chest, and he felt a slight pressure. He got knocked backwards, and looked up to see Duo perched on a tree branch.

"Kisama!" Wufei screeched. "Maxwell-we didn't say we could hide in trees!"

"We didn't say we couldn't." came the lazy reply. "Come on, let's go find Quatre!" Duo jumped down from the tree, dragging a grumbling Wufei with him.

They searched for a while, and Duo finally found Quatre. With Trowa. Their guns were tossed aside, forgotten. The boys were clutched in an embrace, kissing each other with rapture. Duo was exasperated. Was that all they ever did? Him and Wufei grinned at each other and fired. He never thought Quatre's voice could go that high, or Trowa could move that fast.

"Ow, Duo." Quatre rubbed his arm a little.

"Come on, we have to find Heero!" Duo chuckled.

The four boys split up again. Duo frowned in concentration. 'Where could he be?'

SPLAT!!!!

"OW!!" Duo howled. He jumped up, clutching his rear.

He saw Heero, smiling smugly.

"I win."

"Did you have to shoot me on the ass?"

Heero just grunted.

"Well, could you at least kiss it and make it better?" Duo batted his eyelashes.

"Hn."

Duo sighed in defeat. "Come on, let's go find the others."

Heero just had too much fun with a gun, real or not.

'Well, it could be worse, I guess.' thought Duo, as the two of them searched for the rest of the pilots.

'I wonder why he hit me on the ass?' Duo smiled devilishly.

The two trudged through the woods, ready for the next round.

End

Well, that one was weak, but what *would* our Hee-chan do on a day off? If anyone has any other ideas, please fill me in!

*Heero points a paintball gun at the author*

Duo: ooh, you're gonna get it now!

jacqueline: (laughs nervously) well, at least it's not a *real* gun.

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