Baboon, Baboon And Baboon Solicitors

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Have you been up to some monkey business recently? Are you worried about slipping on a legal banana skin, and want some top quality legal representation. Well you have come to the right place. This family business has many baboons with top law degrees (may not be true), and has made many successful claims (may not be true), the most recent for racial prejudice against 'The Monkey Page'. Working on the principals of random probability, we employ thousands of baboons, each with their own typewriter, and through random chance, we produce strongly worded letters to be sent out to our opponents. At only $1.50 an hour (per baboon, plus typewriter damage fees) we are one of the cheapest legal companies in the African rainforest. To get a quote please e-mail us, and our friendly receptionist will be happy to help you (may not be true).

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