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Canada sucks and is evil. The evil Canadian empire must be
stopped. Look at the proof it is undeniable: 
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Facts and Opinions about Canada
FACT: 80% of Canada's population is located on the border of the United
States.
OPINION: Canada may invade the United States at any given moment.
FACT: Some Canadians speak French.
OPINION: Canadians speak French so that Americans can't understand them.
FACT: Canada is the second largest country in the world (After Russia).
OPINION: Canada feels the need to become the largest country in the
world.
FACT: Canada has maritime boundary disputes with the US.
OPINION: Canada will try anything to increase its size.
FACT: Canada's population growth rate is higher then that of the United
States.
OPINION: Canadians are trying to over populate the world.
FACT: Canadians have a longer life expectancy rate then Americans.
OPINION: Canadians may not be human.
FACT: In Ontario (the province that is home to the capital of Canada) it
is now legal for women to go topless in public.
OPINION: Canada is sliding down the slippery slope of immorality and
plans to drag the USA along with it.
FACT: Canada has 6,522,092 males fit for military service.
OPINION: Canadian soldiers are all prepared to give their lives for the
betterment of the country.
OPINION: Canada owns more of America then Americans do.
OPINION: Canadians may be trying to buy our country out from under us.
FACT: The popular Fox TV show "The X-Files" is filmed in
Canada.
OPINION: Canadians are actually alien invaders from another galaxy.
CONCLUSION: Canadians hate Americans and have plans to overtake the US, and they
have the power to do so.
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