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10 Reasons Not to Nuke Canada
1.The bomb costs more than Canada.
2.Canada will eventually become a US state.
3.Hockey players would have no place to call home.
4.Canadian bacon would be eliminated.
5.France wouldn't have any more allies.
6.They are so close to the border that it may endanger American lives.
7.There are no "big" cities to bomb.
8.The snow would melt and would flood the Earth.
9.It would take more than 10 minutes. (Much too long)
10.Well, the other nine should be enough reasons.

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