The Ballad of the Battlerager

- Composed by unknown, sang by a dwarf in Waterdeep, heard from Elbion , a Psimaster -

Here I come,
Mine axe unslung,
Yer head I go to take,
So best ye run.

Battles have I fought,
Mighty foes have I sought.
By the edge of mine blade,
to them death have I taught.

Flee if thy will.
Only to delay mine kill.
For suren enough,
Thy blood will spill.

The rage is upon me.
Defense is folly.
Put away thine weapons,
Cause yer just another body.

Madness in mine eyes gleam.
Point of my spike keen.
None of mine enemies,
Have the next dawning seen.

Yer armor I rip asunder,
With a sound akin to thunder.
Feel my steel,
And yer six feet under.

Yer chest is gonna part,
For mine skill is an art.
Stop will I not,
Till my hands hold yer heart.

Even witches and mages,
With tricks upon thy pages,
Can be found in the ground,
When they trifled with my rages.

Fear have I none,
Of the deeds thou hast done.
For thee have yet to deal with me,
So here I come!