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More Livin' In The Fridge entries that just didn't quite make it to the finals...

-All the back issues of Crash Course
-Week old leftover spaghetti
-Milk carton. Approx. 2 oz. remaining.
-Strange red fluid. Believed to be juice.
-Brown pasty substance - refried beans?

A Poetic Tribute to the Fridge:
It's green, it's mean, it's fuzzy, what was he?
It's sick, oh, ick,
how old?, the mold,
it expired, it looks tired,
it's in the fridge.

A Story About A Non-Fiction Fridge Incident Somewhere back in the dark depths of my parent's 50's fridge lives the leftovers of the smelly tuna sandwich of dinner past. That disgusting, smelly, nondolphin safe tuna sandwich was made by mom for me when she realized I was coming home and she had forgotten to save food for me. It was a dry sandwich with already stale bread. After one bite I felt the calling of God to fast for the night and followed not wanting to see previous meals of the day revisit. So it sits. It sits in the back of the fridge using its disgusting fishy voice to call you at night, torturing you,"i'm still here," it says right when you are starving and scrounding for anything except the sandwich, searching in vain. It grows staler and staler day by day. The tuna grows smellier and smellier. So horrifying is the sight that so far even mold and fungus will not live upon it. But some day, yes, some day it will become so vile that even Slimer (my big smelly Saint Bernard) will find it inedible, then finally, using the right safety precautions, it will be removed to journey to the far away land of the dump. Till then it will smell up my fridge and sing "fish heads" at night.