Insult-O-Matic

How Does It Work?

It's very simple, actually. All you have to do is pick one word from each of the three columns to invent your very own Incredible Insult. Now you will never be without a good comeback again!

Spikey	Backed	Soggysaurus
Flaming	Legged	Drainadon
Slimy	Toed	Mucusaurus
Enormo	Headed	Doggydactyl
Dizzy	Lipped	Upsidedownadon
Slippery	Tailed	Stubbysaurus
Gnarly	Eyed	Juanadon
Grisly	Tongued	Pricklysaurus
Scaly	Toothed	Stompadon
Crusty	Horned	Gorgeousaurus
Sticky	Footed	Bloatasaurus
Blue	Skinned	Mallaraptor
Tiny	Winged	Skateadactyl
Angry	Breathed	Bananadon
Sappy	Walking	Cardboardasaur
Sleepy	Eating	Rumbleraptor
Twitchy	Bellied	Snortasaurus
Bumpy	Nosed	Snarlasaurus
Five	Nostriled	Greasadon
Pink	Necked	Pimplesaurus
Fuzzy	Sided	Digidon
Soft	Fingered	Kangaraptor
Three	Drooling	Tonofunadon
Sharp	Smiling	Floradactyl
Rusty	Sneezing	Brainasaurus
Hairy	Roaring	Fungusaur
Yeasty	Proper-false	Fiddlestick
Heartless	Cream-faced	Loon
Odius	Waspish-headed	Cutpurse
Distempered	Folly-fallen	Worm's Meat
Saucy	Ill-shaped	Maggot-pie
Rebellious	Tallow-faced	Fish-monger
Treacherous	Hard-hearted	Eggshell
Homespun	Eye-offending	Hazel-nut
Shrewish	Reeling-ripe	Scoundrel
Monstrous	Pale-hearted	Hobgoblin
Grizzled	Ill-beseeming	Logger-head
Overweening	Muddy-mettled	Relic
Blubbering	Black-browed	Canker-blossom
Pernicious	Periwig-pated	Malignancy
Rascally	Whey-faced	Minimus
Waggish	Pigeon-livered	Waterfly
Reeky	Lily-livered	Rat-catcher
Ignorant	Life-weary	Hedgehog
Scurvy	Rump-fed	Rudesby
False	Shag-eared	Foot-licker
Peevish	Grim-looked	Sheep-biter
Villainous	Green-sickness	Toad
Churlish	Tempest-tossed	Noise-maker
Wanton	Sour-eyed	Weasel
Bawling	Pickle-herring	Calamity