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Interview Three
Conducted by
Naught Tu-Night
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Naught Tu-Nite:
How long am I
supposed to be here?
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Theeaira EirOrtallius:
A few minutes; just do me a favor
and ask me stuff for this page I'm making, okie Naught?
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Naught Tu-Nite:
Fine, but I'm
not calling you Constence or Captain or Queen or any other title
that makes you seem great because you are not. Far from it, as
a matter of fact.
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Theeaira EirOrtallius:
Sure, whatever, let's just pretend
to get a long for a few minutes. Ask me something.
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| Fine. Why did you blow up our ship? ** |
| I did NOT blow up
the ship!!! I did not push the red button! |
| Well why did you let your friend push
it? |
| I've told you guys
already! I didn't know that it would blow the ship up, and I
didn't let him press it, he did it without my knowledge! And
those are not the type of questions you are supposed to be asking;
you're supposed to be asking statistical stuff about me, like
my history of being a tour guide and a constence... |
| What kind of idiot would bring a stranger
to the control room? Certainly not a true Captain or Constence,
correct Thee? |
| um I... I-- |
| Answer the question! |
| I am not here to
be bloody cross-examined Naught! |
| Answer the question Constence
Theeaira!! |
| Leave now! |
| Were you not the cause of the ship's
destruction? Are you not the reason a crew member is missing
now, possibly dead? Answer me!! |
| GET OUT NAUGHT!!! |
**See Episode
02 on the Thee's
Crew
page
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Interview Four
Conducted by
Radnelaj
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Radnelaj:
Good afternoon,
Constence. Has your day been fair?
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Theeaira EirOrtallius:
Hey Radnelaj. It's been okie,
'cept I can't get a decent interview conducted around here. Stupid
crew... no offense, Radnelaj, I'm taking a majority perspective.
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Radnelaj:
Ah yes. I am
still fairly new to your system, so I hope you will permit me
to ask this: For what amount of time have you posessed your crew?
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Theeaira EirOrtallius:
Um... it was while I was still
training to be a tour guide on Adriusxite... I guess about a
year-and-a-half.
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| What was your impression after coming
in contact with them for the first time? |
| I thought they were
a bunch of idiots immediately. Still do. I have an idea that
if there was a person named Idiot, who fell in love with Stupidity,
my crew would've been the product of their relationship. They
have yet to disprove my theory. |
| Several of your crew members appear to
be divided. Those who are originally from Earth view it as the
better planet, while those native to Adriusxite are certain that
it is superior. What is your perpsective on this issue that surfaces
daily amoungst your crew? |
| Well, I have spent
much time on Earth, so I am very familiar with the planet. It
is so chaotic and complicated there. And there are all these
countries and cultures and all this controversy. Plus wars and
stuff. Adriusxite is calmer, more peaceful. This planet is also
beautiful, at least in my opinion it is. But, the thing about
Earth is, all those things that make Earth different from Adriusxite
make it very beautiful. There's so much diversity. For every
bad thing there is a good thing. Very facinating. That's why
I like Earth. As for which one I think is better, eh, they are
equal. |
| I'm sure the question on everyone's mind
is concerning you art: How do you do it? |
| I've only been designing
graphics 'n stuff for 'bout thirteen months, but I have come
a long way. From the beginning, there was always lots of support
from friends who I showed my art work to, and after awhile even
strangers were saying they liked my stuff. Gave me confidence,
can't do anything well without confidence. It takes, confidence,
practice(of course!) and patience. It also takes studying. Designing
graphics has made me look at the world differently. For instance,
now whenever i look at people, I study their faces and the way
light is casted on them, stuff like that. |
| Besides designing graphics and giving
tours, what activities do you enjoy participating in? |
| Umm... hmmm... I
like to dance modern & free-style. I also enjoy writing,
reading(typical things I suppose), public speaking and oratory
stuff(I've won a few awards in those categories), plus acting(amateur),
though it has been years since I've been in a production. I love
debating. I have spent much of the summer(referring to Earth
time, northern hemisphere), when not working on Adriusxite, studying
religions and issues regarding them. Guess that about covers
it. |
| Who is your greatest foe? |
| Myself. Seriously. |
| Who is your greatest friend? |
| My Strawberry iMac.
Also seriously. But I have several other great friends as well;
friends who are at least somewhat human. *smiles* |
| Who is your favorite crew member? |
| Radnelaj, as a professional
I am not permitted to have favorites, according to the rules
of the TEA(Tourism Eir Adriusxite). That thing about Michael
Farr being my former favorite is just a rumor. |
| Forgive me for going back to the subject
of your crew, but I just remembered that a certain member requested
that I ask a question for them-- |
| Really? Who? |
| Naught Tu-Nite. He wanted to ask: "Why
did you permit our solitary means of transportation to be annihilated
by the coercing of a blood-colored
button by an obscure, inarticulate figure?" |
| Whoa, he really
said all that? |
| Actually, no. He approached me and asked
me to inquire "Why did you blow up the ship?" His instructions
were to make that sentence as intelligent-sounding as possible
so perhaps you might answer the question... |
| Uggg... |
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