
GAMEBOY:
POKEMON
GOLD &
POKEMON SILVER
Reviewed by
Buk.
WARNING:
If you are in any way offended by someone saying that
Pokemon is a load of crap, do not read this review…

What a stinker. In my eyes, Pokemon Gold
& Pokemon Silver is a load
of utter shit.
They feature the same old style from the original games,
including the same budget graphics and rat ass sound.
I know many people think that for the Gameboy they’re
whack, hip, cool, phat, call it what you will, but they honestly the game's
could’ve been improved. I mean 100 new Pokemon is a bit
of a change, but you’ve got to admit, most of them are
lame and just the same as the old ones with different names.
The cell phone is pointless, people ringing you
constantly just gets annoying. So are the Pokemon holding items. I mean
GET REAL! Anyone who actually likes this game must be 10 years or under.
If you are older, than you are probably a nerd with no
social life who gets beaten up at school. HA HA YOU STUPID NERD!
After playing Pokemon Gold & Pokemon Silver I realised I could get more
excitement
out of a cheese grater and a spoon.
I gave it a of score of 8… Out of 100! That’s right,
8%!
Shame on Nintendo, Game Freak and any other company
involved in the making of this game!
Overall Score: 0.8/10
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