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The Great Green Goddess Story

One day while chatting with my dear friend, the Green Goddess, my mind drifted off and before I knew it, I was in the Xone. I began to ponder over how I could be more efficient with my friendship with the Green Goddess. Sometimes you have to get to the root and stem of an individual, the seed of their very existence, before you can fully understand what it is that makes them f-l-o-w so mellow! So, with continuing efforts to determine a way to maximize my relationship with my friend, I began to ask myself what was it that I desired from this relationship. What I desired was a longer lasting, slow, even burning sensation at the end of our visit. I wanted to be able to use everything that the Green Goddess had to offer me. After all, I do have to pay for ALL of my session with her so why shouldn't I expect to receive all that she has to give. I wanted the most bang for my buck. I needed a way to experience ALL of her, root, stem, and all. This became my mission. It didn't make since to me to continue to waste the seeds of her potential. There must be something that I could do with all of that talent. I needed a plan. I decided that she needed to be handled delicately, yet with a certain gentle force. I laid her gently in my chamber and began to rotate her for about ten seconds. That's all it took, ten seconds, after that she was putty in my hands. It was a marvelous experience. I took what appeared to be an ounce of stubborn roots and stems and transformed them into a longer lasting, voluptuous mountain of great pleasure. My Green Goddess has now reached her fullest potential and everyone is happy.