Judging for the contest will take place in a few short weeks.....please start picking your favorites!
Go to this page and check out the voting situation!

Contest Rules
-Must be ages 16-25
-Must be Female

Do you fall in this category? Scan in and send us a picture e-mail. We will then list your picture on our page along with some info about your personality and our visitors will vote for Wootang's date! Send them in quick because the competition is going up, check it out! Remember visitors, in a few short weeks you will be able to choose and vote for who you think Wootang should go on a date with.

Super Greg says "All deliveries in the rear!" Gay and living loud is Super Greg's motto, and it seems like he has set his eyes on Wootang's wang. He says "Vote for me you stupid American caucasians! And check out my site at supergreg.com. (Editor's Note: If you think this pic of him is sick, you should have seen his previous entry we denied. He wanted to be all sexy for tangy.)

This trailer trash vixens name is Devon. She is from southern Texas and would like to ride Wootang like the wild horse that he is (Editor's note: She also made other comments about taiming the wild stallion, but I will not include them in this excerpt for the sake of our audience. Your welcome!)

Oh NO! It seems as if Mean Dee Dee from T3's IM Abuse has popped up on the Woowang project. As you can tell from the picture Mean Dee Dee is aching for it. She says "oooooooo.....tangy tangmeister.....rock my world!"

UPDATE: Sarah has been disqualified from Project Woowang for conducting unbecoming a contestant! Please visit this site and find out why. I am very sorry Sarah, but it seems like you have already rode the Wootang ride o' love. Please let some other girls have a chance. Thanks for playing.

These two nice girls are Meghan and Sarah (From left to right). We received their application for the job of getting with Wootang on June 14.

Meghan and Sarah enjoy working with old people during their free time and enjoy staring at pictures of Wootang for hours on end. On the weekends they sing "Hood Rat, Hood Rat, Hoochie Mama" to unsuspecting motorists. Meghan loves driving around now that she has a license and sending people forwards in the email. And when Sarah is not drunk, she loves to dream of Wootang and sing the song "Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting." The unique thing about this duo is they are entering the contest together. It will certainly be a crazy horizontal mambo that night if they win. They say "Pick us, talk to Nathan and Brett they liked our action." (Editor's Note: The Brett thang is untrue. But I am unsure if Nathan has recieved any pooty or not)

Everyone give a nice warm welcome to She-Ra...I mean Veruca. She submitted her picture on June 9.

She hails from Canada. She says "I would like to be his girlfriend because there are not many good boys in canada." (Editor's note: Wendy says Wootang is meaty, but is he meaty enough to handle Veruca? You be the judge!)

This picture was submitted on June 8. Obviously a fraud! This picture was traced back by our secret high tech gizmo that I keep in my pants (pocket).

Normally we welcome funny pictures to out site. Actually we cherish them. We cherish our visitors. But not the visitor that we traced this back to. Only because she is trying to single-handedly destroy Project WooWang 2000 by submitting these pictures claiming to be her, only to get Wootang and have her way with him. Well it won't work Wendy...I mean...I wasn't supposed to say that name. I apologize. Sorry WENDY. We will keep you updated on the evil plots of this project-wrecking person of mystery.

Meet Jennifer. She emailed us her picture June 7, becoming the first contestant on Project WooWang 2000.

Jennifer is from Boston. She likes a guy with a good sense of humor and he has to like being treated like the woman licking flesh he is (Editors Note: Not quite sure if Wootang will do that but who knows...). Her hobbies are carving the name "Wootang" into her genitalia and rocking to the music of her favorite goth midget band, "The mini-Goths." She says "Pick me, or the I will whip you into submission." (Editors Note: OH MY GOD!!!)

Submissions should be sent to brettkaz@hotmail.com.