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Hello and welcome to this fine collection of prank phone calls brought to you by us, The Hose. The stuff that you're about to dive into is just what we do with some of our free time. If you have any questions or comments, click on that little "Email Us" button on your left. By the way, some of this stuff can get a little vulgar/disturbing/just-plain-not-quite-right. Let's just say you've been warned. Also, in order to listen to these, you will need a pretty recent version of RealPlayer which can be found at www.real.com. Sorry if the real media format is inconvenient for anyone, but it's the best thing for keeping all you copying, theiving bastards out there from taking our stuff. Enjoy.
| blcastle.rm | A concerned call to a popular fast food joint about a serious racial issue. | 02:16.9 |
| shemale.rm | We aren't too sure of the gender of this member of the species, but, then again, we don't know if he/she knows, either. | 02:27.9 |
| bruno.rm | Just wanted to talk to Bruno, ya know what I mean? | 01:44.7 |
| joey.rm | You knew it had to come sooner or later - a call to Joey Gladstone with respect to Full House. | 01:18.0 |
| jjjhs.rm | Confusing the hell out of people is pretty entertaining, as usual. Then again, so are songs from popular musicals... | 01:42.3 |
| alexmow.rm | One-year-olds stealing lawnmowers...what is this world coming to? | 02:14.2 |
| bingo.rm | Bingo night cancelled?! | 00:32.7 |
| 10sack.rm | "How many burgers are in a sack of ten?" | 01:08.2 |
| kirkweed.rm | It was bad enough that we decided to make a call like this, but it's always interesting when the person on the other line is chemically enhanced by some substance or other. | 02:32.5 |
| damnpool.rm | We didn't quite accomplish what we were going for in this call, but it's still funny. Quit reading this junk and listen already. | 01:18.0 |
| amber.rm | "Oh, don't be a bitch..." | 00:28.9 |
| friday.rm | This lady isn't too good at taking messages. So what if the phone number doesn't end? | 01:09.1 |
Archive IV - 11/03/2000 - You're probably pretty tired of these calls since they were up for almost 3 months, but just in case you missed them or thought they were hilariously funny (which is what we're aiming for...) you can get all of them here. This archive contains afron.rm, answer.rm, asianalf.rm, doublesuck.rm, faststeve.rm, mephisto.rm, midgetdorm.rm, request1.rm, screech1.rm, slater.rm, supfoo.rm, walking.rm, whothis.rm, and zeus.rm.
Archive III - 7/28/2000 - Another month and another big update. Keeping some of the old calls on the main page would've been nice, but there are enough new calls to keep everyone busy. If you want to have more fun, though, that last batch of funny stuff is in here. This archive contains 85yrold.rm, ahfuckyu.rm, ape.rm, bday.rm, marvin.rm, mrwang.rm, notbitch.rm, pickeat.rm, radio.rm, scarymov.rm, shsurvey.rm, travisjr.rm, and webster.rm.
Archive II - 6/28/2000 - Well, we've been up to no good on the phone lines recently, so we've made another archive of older calls so that those new gems get the spotlight. Of course, these calls are still hilarious, so check them out if you missed them before. This archive contains bich2.rm, bigbuga.rm, brnxbuga.rm, bugasong.rm, cocksec.rm, cocksong.rm, fredbuga.rm, getpam.rm, hankbuga.rm, jackleg.rm, jamal.rm, lopez1.rm, lopez2.rm, olbastrd.rm, page1.rm, penisim.rm, suck911.rm, survey3.rm, survey4.rm, telethon.rm, and vaginak.rm.
Archive I - 6/11/2000 - The page seemed to be getting a little big, so we decided to take down some of the old calls and pack them up. The archive page works the same way as this one - we just wanted to put these calls away to keep the attention on our newer stuff. This archive contains baterded.rm, bich1.rm, dickwack.rm, hooker1.rm, jackov.rm, mb1.rm, sing1.rm, survey1.rm, survey2.rm, tele2.rm, and travis.rm.
When prank calls go bad...
Here are some funny prank call bloopers, so to speak. Sometimes people just don't cooperate with the setup, sometimes people just aren't as stupid as they seem, and sometimes we just suck it up. So we figure - why hide it? Here ya go.
| bigslater.rm | A series of calls to some uncooperative people. | 01:40.3 |
| jerkules.rm | This is another try at the Zeus/Hercules gag, but also it's an obvious example of how these calls just don't work too well without some active response on the other end of the line. | 01:18.0 |
| wellshit.rm | Usually it's good to have some sort of backup plan to keep a call interesting when the original plans fall through. | 00:31.2 |
| marv1.rm | Every once in a while we just need to admit how bad we are. Damn this lady for exposing our faults. | 00:58.5 |
| booger1.rm | This one was up on the main list before, but it seems to fit better here. Now I know this guy can't have two first names. | 00:25.5 |
| ratts1.rm | Here's an example of the other people just plain messing stuff up. How am I supposed to get this bad joke off if he won't hear me through? | 00:59.2 |
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