Episodes

EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON TWO: Day Two

Episode Recaps

2:1-4 (8AM to 12PM)
2:5-8 (12PM to 4PM) - Still Under Construction

Dramatis Personae

Jack Bauer: the most resourceful yet unluckiest government agent that ever lived, yet again
Spawn (AKA Kim Bauer): Jack's clueless daughter, who established the Guiness Book record of being kidnapped the most time in one day and also has the lowest survival instinct index(SII) recorded in modern times. Spawn and some of better nicknames are shamelessly stolen from Television Without Pity's Gustave.
Bride of Kiefer (AKA Teri Bauer): the dead wife of Jack; the ghost that hovers invisibly in the scenes featuring Jack and Nina, manifesting herself as the wrath of Jack.
David Palmer: the first Afro-American U.S. President, who was traumatized by mass hysteria in his early childhood
Lady McPalmer (AKA Sherri Palmer): "I could have been First Lady" ex-wife of Pres. Palmer
George Mason: the former district director demoted to Jack's former position as No.1 of Counter Terrorist Unit Los Angeles ); shortchanged by treacherous Pres. Palmer
SoulPatch (AKA Tony Almeida): No.2 at CTU LA(not to be confused with CSULA, California State University LA), promoted from No.3
Nina Myers: Jack's ex-paramour and traitor, who killed Jack's wife Teri for a good measure
Nina 2.0 (AKA Michelle Dessler): No.3 at CTU. Not only she tries to fill Nina's shoes in CTU but also in Soulpatch's heart.
Darlene (AKA Paula Schaeffer): a computer whiz at CTU as replacement of treacherous Jamie, who is rumored to be a long lost relative of Jay Leno. Darlene is reputedly a niece of Paul Schaeffer, but it was never confirmed.
RedHerring (AKA Reza): a Middle Eastern bridegroom; he looks too suspicous to be a terrorist, and even if he turns out to be a real terrorist, still, we are meant to think he's too suspicous to be a terrorist. Either way, he's RedHerring.
SisterBlonde (AKA Kate Warner): older sister of RedHerring's bride-to-be Marie; AKA Bride of Kiefer 2.0
BlueHerring (AKA Bob Warner): Father of the Bride and SisterBlonde.