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| Dear Kiyone, What is the meaning of life? KrYoGeN_X The meaning of life? Are you serious? I do NOT know the meaning of life. What do I look like, a god? John: *ahem* Well, actually... There IS a small religion that worships only you. It's called the Temple of the Teal-Tressed Goddess. It's gotten a devoted following. Kiyone: ...I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that kind of answer. You... aren't one of them, are you, John? John: Well... um, yes. Kiyone: This is all a little too weird for me. Let's just look at the next letter. Is there any truth to the rumor that you and Mihoshi had a fling right after the adventures of time and space and just before the incident on Jurai? Tsunami's Knight It's just one dumb question after another this week, isn't it? Mihoshi and I are NOT LIKE THAT! Have you sickos ever heard of a platonic relationship? We are just FRIENDS, okay? I bet you're a fiction writer, aren't you? It's people like you who like to bend the truth and make all of us have "flings" with everyone we come in contact with. Let me assure you that this is usually untrue.The Gundam Wing boys can't even be seen in public anymore because of guys like you. I think Quatre and Trowa are afraid to speak to one another because they're afraid that they each think that the other one has a crush on them. |
| July 3, 2001- Okay, I know it's been a while, but the computer systems here at John's Tenchi Muyo! Page have been invaded by viruses. A jealous webmaster, perhaps? Well, no need to worry. I have some good news. Starting with the next update, I will be doing an entire page of letters with every update instead of a half a page! Also, there has been a bit of a demand for Washu answering a question, so... -Kiyone |
| how is it like to live with the most famous space pirate in the intire galaxy?? -Gloria Y. Pizzaro I assume you mean Ryoko. Although I don't technically live with her, I do spend the night at the Masaki household quite often. I just have to get away from the apartment sometimes. Ryoko... is interesting to live with. She can be fun at times, but she leaves a mess in the bathroom. She never turns on the exhaust fan when she's done, and I've even caught her flossing her teeth with my combat yo-yo. Maybe once she becomes more accustomed to Earth manners, we'll hang out more often. Dear Kiyone, Is Washuu-chan aware of the endless effort I put into defending her name? And if she is, how does she feel about it? If I could be validated by the beautiful little genius herself, I would feel ever so good. -Buckeroo Well, there has been a large demand for Washu lately, and she has recently taken a permanent position here at John's Tenchi Muyo! Page. Shame on you if you haven't noticed. It brings me great pleasure to introduce my friend, Little Washu! Washu: It's only natural that people should want to talk to me. I am the greatest scientific genius in the universe after all. Oh no... is it Buck again? He's a good kid, but he just doesn't take no for an answer. Yes, I appreciate the effort, but why would a cutie-pie like myself need defending? And for the last time, I do NOT need a sample from you, Buck. I can't believe they taped that scene in the first place. Now, everyone thinks I'm into kinky things. That was a private moment between my guniea pig Tenchi and me. Oh, well. This letter-answering thing is exasperating. Don't you get tired of receiving so much fanmail, Kiyone? Kiyone: Oh... right. Yeah, I get so many fan letters I can't even count them. Ha ha. ~sigh Washu: Exactly. Well, I've got to get back to editing fanfiction. |
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