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| Old "Ask Kiyone" |
| Dear Kiyone, What was the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you during one of your missions? Also, what do you think about Ryoko always smothering Tenchi with herself. Do you or Mihoshi ever get jealous? -Gunsmoke the GS Well, most of my missions go pretty smoothly. I don't think I have any weird stuff to tell. John: But Kiyone. Don't you remember the mission where you had to go undercover in a bordello? I remember you said... Kiyone: Hey! I told you never to speak of that! Um, it's wasn't anything major, folks... there was just a little incident with this guy who couldn't keep his little hands off of me. Let's just say I nearly blew my cover when I strangled him with his own tie. John: Kiyone! He couldn't even breathe! He didn't deserve that. Kiyone: Oh, I didn't strangle him around his neck. Heh heh. John: Ouch. >_< Kiyone: As for me being jealous of Ryoko smothering Tenchi, the answer is no. Like I already said, I am not "like that"! I am 100% not into Ryoko! For crying out loud, get it through your skulls! John: Um, I don't think that's what he meant by that... Kiyone: Next question! Hey Kiyone - I jus have to know, where do you and Mihoshi come from?!!? I mean like, not Jurai, surely! Anyway, that s all ^_^ -Link Hey, it's a real celebrity writing to me! It's an honor to meet you Link! Where we come from? Oh, that would be outer space. Anyway, you do you know where the Giant's Mask is in Zelda: Majora's Mask? I know it's in one of the rooms in Stone Tower. I need it to beat the boss! Even if I fill all my bottles with blue potion, it's still not enough to beat him. Come on, help me out? I have to beat it! I have to! |
| August 19, 2001- Okay, so it's been almost a month since the last session of "Ask Kiyone". Well, I've been busy with my job, and John's been busy getting himself an education. It's about time he started to show a little responsibility. Anyway, we're finally starting to get a few more letters. You can thank the great people at the Anime Turnpike for that one. Anyway, I'm in a well-rested mood for letter answering, so let's do it. -Kiyone |
| Dear Kiyone, I am a police officer like you, and I was wondering... well, you see, I'm afraid my partner hates me. I do so much want to prove myself to her, because she's one of the best police detectives on the force you know, but I'm a little clumsy, and I get so nervous around her which just makes everything worse. *sigh* I think she's the best police hero ever, but all she does is yell at me for being clumsy and forgetful. Is there anything I can do to make her like me? Thank you very much. -M.K. Look, MK. This partner of yours sounds like a Grade-A jerk. You have to let this person know that you deserve more respect than that, so go out and show her what you're made of. Take the initiative and never lose confidence. I mean, how could anybody be THAT clumsy? I mean, besides my partner of course, but she's an exception. Or perhaps you should just fill in a request for a new partner. People like your partner probably try to act superior because they don't have any real friends of their own. What a bully... they make me sick. You deserve better. Dear Kiyone, I was wondering, how is it that Mihoshi falls asleep anywhere, anytime, through anything? Even cats can't do that (Well, except for Garfield the Cat...). Doesn't she hurt herself falling down asleep like she does? Plus, if you were a pickle, what kind of pickle would you be? Thank you for your precious time, but I have to go now, my muffins are running away.... -Jai'byrd =^.^= Jai'byrd, I would like to pass along a statement directly from Mihoshi Kuramitsu that regards that exact question at a recent press conference. "In regards to my sleeping everywhere, the producers of Tenchi Universe forced me to use a NyQuil I.V. during breaks because they wouldn't use me for the series unless I was a dumb, useless blonde. My lawyers are trying to settle out of court with the producers, and if all goes well, I won't be asleep in a single scene of the third OAV." I hope that answers your question. Now, as you the pickle query, I would be a Gerkin. Jai'byrd's Muffins: *run by* Heehee! Nobody can catch us, copper! *stick tongues out* Kiyone: Um... whatever. I think I could use some rest after all. |