NARRATOR
In a far corner of the galaxy...
Uh...why am I on camera?
NARRATOR
In the darkness of space...
Who are you, and why are you looking at me?
NARRATOR
There forms a legend...
Aragorn! We've got a security breach!
I'm on my way. What's the problem?
NARRATOR
The mighty alliance of nine men...
Koji! Help! A strange man with a movie camera is chasing me!
It looks like he's just filming us...but for what nefarious purpose?
And what on earth is he saying?
NARRATOR
And one woman...
Hahahaha! I like this guy! He just called Allen a woman!
He means Arwen, conditioner-for-brains. He said nine men. Can't you count?
Of course. I count one blond guymelef pilot who isn't as pretty as me.
Not now, gentlemen. We still have a bogey to deal with.
NARRATOR
Will undertake a quest...
Will...what? I'm confused.
It would be better if he didn't speak in sentence fragments.
It would better still if he weren't here at all.
Er...speaking of counting, I only count eight of us.
NARRATOR
That will shake the very foundations of the universe.
Only eight? So where's Arwen?
Count your blessings, Allen.
Hey, now!
Sorry, Aragorn, it's just me. I have a low tolerance for women with her personality type.
You have a low tolerance for wo--mmph!!
Silence is golden, Gawl. In this case, it might save your life.
...If there are only eight of us, where's the ninth?
BIG $#*&@%! GUN
BA-DOOOM.
NARRATOR
{Poof}
Wha...
...
What on earth...
SMOKE
{Clear clear clear}
Bloody paparazzi.
Who are you?
The name's Riley. Thought you gents could use a hand.
Riley?
But you're not supposed to be here until...
Until we film the trailer.
Right. That's today, in'it?
No, we're not until the day after tomor--oh no...
6 May is not a Thursday. There's a typo on the schedule.
Oh dear. Then that guy was...
We've eliminated our cameraman and narrator!
We've eliminated him?
Good grief Riley, didn't you recognize the movie camera? Haven't you ever filmed anything before?
{cough} No.
Out of curiosity, why didn't you say something instead of shooting first?
Well, I didn't want to look stupid.
What do you think, Koji?
I think that if he weren't carrying enough weaponry to force a regime change in a medium-sized country, I would seriously consider harming him.
NARRATOR'S GHOST
Coming Next Month...
Actually, I don't miss the narrator that much. Is there any way to get rid of his ghost?
Oh yes, I've got just the thing. Um. Somewhere in here...hold on.
Well, the trailer is utterly ruined now...is there some way we can make it up to the viewers?
What if we did some TV shorts between now and the Council release? That would be fun.
Absolutely! The more chances people have to see the beauty that is me, the better.
More pranks! Woot!
I've got a bad feeling about this.
NARRATOR'S GHOST
...Council of Bishounen 2: The Bishoujo Strike Back.
Almost found it. Here, hold this for me, would you Sam?
Sure, Mr. Ri--oomph! {thud} Gnn...my foot...
Oh, that does not look healthy.
Careful, that's heavy.
Wait. That is NOT going to be our new title. Is it?
Not if I have anything to say about it. Directing is not always my forte, but if there is anything Narsil and I excel at, it's the fine art of persuasion.
Oh, we'll make sure it's changed.
{whoosh} Hi everybody, sorry I'm late! I went shopping for my new costume! It looks SO GOOD on me. Teehee! Did I miss anything?
Don't say it, Koji.
...Don't say what?
{glare}
Heh. You know me too well, Ryo.
Sorry for the mess, folks. We promise the council will be much more organized than this.
Hey, what does this one do?
No, DON'T PRESS THAT--{FWOOOOOM}
Aieeeee! My beautiful hair!
MUCH more organized. {sigh}
First TV short: Jungle Gawl and Wild Van's Nature Documentary
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