When we first met each other, I didn't think we would get along.
She seemed like a narcissistic egomanaical kleptomaniac who compulsively lies and is too lazy to use the Dewey Decimal system to organize her wardrobe.
And she seemed like a selfish airheaded overprotective ditz who thinks that just because she's immortal and has pointy ears she's entitled to the pick of the Rugged section in bishounen department stores.
But we quickly discovered that we have a lot in common!
We're both so gorgeous that we drive men crazy...
I'm prettier!
No, I'm prettier!
Wait...Legolas, we must put aside our quarrel and join forces against the threat posed by...WOMEN!
You speak the truth, brother! BLONDE IS BETTER!
DOWN WITH DRESSES!
Teehee...silly boys, I haven't even put my makeup on yet!
GnnnnnAAAAARRGH!
We both suffer from Excessive Fanboy Syndrome...
I'm more devoted!
No, I'm more devoted! I literally kiss the ground they walk on!
I collect the ground they walk on in little crystal vials and keep one close to my heart and build shrines with the rest!
I scoop up the ground they walk on and make fettucine alfredo with it!
Oh wow, e-mails from Hitomi and Masami in one day! I wonder what I'll say in my replies?
aghghhgm, err....
{faints}
But most importantly, we just like to have fun!
Gah...
{yawn}
Bleah...
Man, this place is clear, not so much as an ember.
Okay, who pulled the fire alarm? It's four in the morning for crying out loud!
I'm sorry, I thought I saw a spider on my wall, and I tried to scream but my voice was locked up, like you know, when you have those dreams where you see something really scary and you try to yell but you can't?, and I wanted to get somebody's attention so I pulled the fire alarm. But when I turned on the light it was just the pattern on my wallpaper. Pretty silly of me, wasn't it? Tee-hee!
I think I see a spider on her forehead.
Koji, put the bat down.
Darn.
Eek! Don't come in, I'm not dressed!
Sorry! {door close}
Eek! Don't come in, I'm not dressed!
Gah! Sorry! {door close}
What's she doing "not dressed" in the lounge?
She looked dressed to me. What's going on?
Eek! Don't come in, you pervert, I'm not dressed!
{door close} Arwen, this is the kitchen! The food is in there! How are we supposed to eat?
How am I supposed to get a little privacy?
But you've been in there for hours! Are you starving us on purpose?
Koji, put down the knife.
Blast.
Gnnnnnnnnnnnnn....gotta...gooooo...
How is it that two women can simultaneously occupy five bathrooms?
No big deal, just use the bushes outside.
Can't, they're occupied too.
WHAT?!
How is that physically possible?
Jar?
That's disgusting!
I'm almost done! I'm starting the shower right now!
Koji, put the gun down.
Damn.
We're sleek.
We're mean.
We're man-tormenting machines.
We are...LXB. The League of Extraordinary Bishoujo.
And it's our fault the third council will be late.
Koji, I'm missing a few grenades. Have you...oh.
I'm going in there, and no one is coming out.
You know, I've got nerve gas, if you'd rather not worry about shrapnel.
Hee hee...of course, sometimes we may take things a little too far.
Nerve gas? Get in line, buddy.
We've been waiting for half an hour!
Faye darling, where's our getaway plane?
I, um, sold it to buy the latest line of dresses! Why does our getaway tank have no engine?
I, er, thought that I'd use the space to store shoes!
Okay, people, stand aside!
Wow!
What've you got there?
I was able to rent Grond from the new CEO of Mordor.
Nice!
Please stay tuned for the third council.
It won't be much longer now that we're behaving again. We promise!
Arwen, prepare to activate plaintive, wounded looks on my mark! Three, two...
Watch the Third Council now!
Council home