Greetings to all of you, and welcome to the first Council of Bishounen. I'm grateful that you all could make it today.
{nods}
Of course, Mr. Strider, sir.
Our pleasure.
No problem.
{smiles}
When do we eat?
Not now, Gawl.
Hey, how did he get in here?
Wha...me?
He's not a real bishounen!
Says who?
What are you talking about, Legolas? He's legitimate!
He's not pretty enough!
Um, guys, this may not be a good idea...
You wouldn't know a bishounen if one kicked you in the head! Like I'm about to do right now!
Knock it off, Gawl.
I'll knock him off is what I'm gonna do!
You couldn't knock your own socks off, ugly-boy.
Legolas! Stop it!
Cut it out right now, Gawl. I'm using my stern voice. Listen to my stern voice!
FANGIRLS
{swoon}
Grrrrrarrrrrgh! Eyaaaaagh--eek?
Ha. Gawl, you don't charge aggressively enough.
Stop SAYING that!
Thanks, Allen. I think I've got Legolas under control now.
Get mrph drmn rope ourmpha my mouf! Gmnna klmph you!
Oh, um...sure, Mr. Strider, you're welcome to use my rope to tie up Legolas...my pretty rope. {sigh}
Aaah, you're lucky you've got friends to help you.
And you're lucky your friends don't kill you for being stupid.
Can we come to order now?
Sounds great to me.
Hmmph. {strain}
You'll be okay, my pretty rope. Just hang in there.
Rrrrrr!
Do we get to eat soon? I'm hungry.
What's our first order of business, Aragorn?
It's somebody's birthday today, and it's our job to congratulate her.
Aww man, does this mean we have to take off all our clothes like at the LAST birthday party?
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Exactly whose party were you AT, Van?
Hey! You were there too, Allen!
Er...Van, I don't know what you're talking about. {cough}
Riiiiight. So whose birthday is it?
It's a surprise. Her name is in the sealed envelope right over--um...I could have sworn it was here.
Where did you last see it?
It was on that table, right next to...
{Munch munch} ...What?
Is that the...
Um...I got hungry, so I ate this envelope that was just lying here. It's high in fiber. That's not a problem, is it?
MmmmARRRRRGH!
You ATE the NAME?
Um, excuse me, Mr. Strider? Legolas is chewing through my rope.
What are we going to do now?
Why does this always happen to me?
{Whoosh} BAKA DESU! BAKA BAKA BAKA DESU!
Yeeek!
We know we're in trouble when an Elf starts speaking in Japanese...
Her name is Beth! I have come back from the dead to tell you that her name is Beth!
Back from the...but Arwen, you're not dead!
I am now. I was so upset at your stupidity that I COMMITTED SEPPUKU!
Ouch.
Is that worse than getting a hangnail?
Ngggh, almost free! Must...kill generator!... {chew rip chew}
And I got that rope from Galadriel, too...
But honey, this wasn't my fault!
Don't "honey" me, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!
Van-sama! Copyright lawyers at 3 o'clock!
I see them. Can we make it back to the guymelefs in time?
This is bad. This is very bad.
...Who's scruffy-looking?
Must kill...ranger, too...almost free!!
Sigh...I'm sorry this didn't work out, Beth. Maybe...eep! {ducks}
CORPORATE LAWYER
All your asset are belong to us.
Litigation?!! GrrrrrRRR...
...RRRAAAAAH! I'll show you LITIGATION!
Let's rock, my friend.
Maybe we can handle things better next time, with a little more planning.
{gasp} Dilandau's back?!
And he's been to law school?!?!
EVERYONE WHO ISN'T AS PRETTY AS ME IS GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW!!
Great! Can you kill the scruffy one first?
Hold on, can't we talk about this?
...If there is a next time. Happy birthday anyway, Beth. {Sigh}
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