I know it’s been a long time since I updated the site, but when you have this many deadbeats around that I need to collect money from, it tends to take up a lot of time. Well, first to the bad news, that no good scrub, Poo-Poo the Xecutioner won a cage match against me and won himself the TASW Heavyweight Title. I am now a 3x former champion, but nobody can ever say that I was pinned for any of those losses. Poo-Poo won because I slammed his head into the cage and he fell off, to the floor. My one mistake in my 6 years in the wrestling world, so sue me. Onto good news, I have joined a powerful faction that consists of Humongous (Mr. Bob Murphy), ZenZen, Chris Allen, Riley Burke and myself. The two main targets of our wrath are Bobby 2 Badd and Scoby Gober. We are not to be trifled with and will eliminate these two wretched cretins from the world of professional wrestling. Just to prove our might, we put Justin Blaze on the shelf for almost a month. I also proved all the detractors wrong by pinning Hugh Rogue in a “Fans Bring the Weapons Match” to successfully defend my hardcore title. Even though I’m not about hitting people with a lot of weapons, I can do it if it’s needed. That pinfall victory proved it.
Coming up, The Important One will be defending my hardcore title against Dylan Starr on September 17th. Starr won the Humble Street Fight and as a result became #1 contender to my title. He’s a scrawny little kid that is stepping into the ring with a man that will spank him and send him to his room. I have also petitioned Mr. Murphy to have my rematch with Voodoo as a Texas Death Match. I’ve never lost any gimmick match except for 2 cage matches. This should be another successful match and will see me reclaim my title. Other then that, just cleaning up the trash that can’t pay their debts.
The Important One has spoken
