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This is your shrine!
Hillary, my honey, emailed me today!
She said, "Hi All,
Hillary here, just a short note to say
Thanks a million to everybody
For their continuing interest and support
And yes, we're very chuffed about getting
The chart position."
(I too would be extremely happy
To get to number 23
With a below-par single)
"It means we get to play Top of the Pops
On Friday.
I don't know if we'll get
Some guitar-smashing going
But here's hoping."
(I too long to see your moon-like face
On my television set.
Smashing, or no.)
"All the best now,
Hillary"
Evil Mark Seddon says that this sounds
Much like a mass forward
But I disagree!
She loves me!
Even if she didn't say so!
Oh Woodsy, how I long to be
Beside the sea
No!
Beside your... er... side
By the sea.
You remind me of a whale
But more attractive
And less barnacle-y.
And here!
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