Building this new webpage is starting to get complicated! I am not that much of a webbased wizard, so PHP and the likes are still a mystery to me. Therefore I am stuck making a good old HTML only webpage. Oh well, no reason to bitch.

Hope you guys like all the new stuff and for Christ's sake please start giving me some feedback! Until later lads and lasses, I have things to attend to.

Ah, what to rant about after yet another month of not posting? Well, an eventful month it has been indeed, that is for sure. But what to tell you guys and girls first...

First off, a shout out to my mad peepz! You are teh roxx0rz!

Hehe, never mind that.. I have the right to be crazy, so just shut the fuck up, sit back and relax... Or something like it... Foo!

Here is something I recovered from my old CU2 profile... It is still mostly true as far as I can tell, so enjoy!

"YOU BUNCH OF SATANIC WANABEES, FUCK OFF!

If you think you are so fucking smart and you are so fucking better than Christians, why is your entire fucking religion based on theirs! Yes, you heard me! The entire futile and childish idea of 'well, I do not like that, let us annoy them by doing the complete opposite' spawned that pittyful set of 'rules' and 'codes of conducts' you bunch of wankers call a religion! Even the religion you chose to harras is a fucking bunch of lies and fairytales! What, for fuck's sake, were you people thinking! Stop acting like complete tossers and get a life! If you want to be dark and mysterious, fine by me! But stop fucking pretending you love to sacrifice small animals, you cannot even legally buy alcohol!

And just be honest, what has christianity ever done to you guys? If you really want to shock people, have some balls and wear a nazi-ribbon around your arm. Let's see you being so fucking high and mighty when it is not just the peace-loving normal people you are trying to piss off. Just get a life you fucking wankers.

One more thing...

STOP DEFILING GRAVEYARDS BY THINKING YOU'RE 'COOL' AND TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF DRAPED OVER A GRAVE! THAT IS SOMEONES LAST RESTING PLACE AND NOT A PLAYGROUND FOR CLOSET-NECROFELIACS! IF YOU WANT TO BE 'COOL' WHEN TAKING A FUCKING PICTURE, TAKE ONE WHILE YOU'RE PISSING AGAINST THE LEG OF A POLICEMAN OR SOMETHING, SHOW YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING TOSSERS!"

Hope you guys liked it, because I am out of here for now... I will TRY to make more updates, but you know me and promises... Until next time my friends!

I hate it when days are uneventful. Take yesterday for example; it started like one of those days, but after an invitation made by a friend it turned out to be a pretty kick-ass day! And having something you are looking forward to happening on the next day does not make sitting around and waiting any easier.

Well, cleaning out my room was easier than I thought. No run-ins with any native wildlife and after a spot of dusting and the likes it looks pretty good! Also bought some candles at the local shopping centre on my "throw away all the trash" trip outside. That combined with some insence (spel?) and Massive Attack's 'Teardrop' makes for a very romantic set-up.

And on another happy note, the staff at my local coffee bar is starting to become more friendly towards me. Must have something to do with spending about 10 to 15 euros a week on coffee there, hehe.

I will leave you know, but know this... Some people should never have a threesome, with anyone! Oh well, until next time lads and lasses!

How are you guys doing? I just came back from seeing Ghost Ship, which was a dissapointment on one side and a bit of a surprise on the other. But I shall not bother any of you with my oppinion about movies.

Going to clean my room tomorrow, which should be 'fun' (my girlfriend is coming over on thursday). According to a friend I should bring an elephant gun for the wildlife I will be encountering. Goodness gracious me...

Enough of me bantering for now. I'm off to play some hockey! See you guys later!

I'm back! Back, back, back, back, back! I recovered my old homepage which was dying a slow death somewhere on my PC and I thought it could use some revival.

A lot has happened since I last talked to you guys. But the most important thing is my new girlfriend Hester, a very lovely little girl I have the privilage of calling "honey" (don't you just hate me).

Doing a spot of revising to the main page too. It starts with the beginnings of my very first piece of non-Warhammer fiction. It stars, all hail classical horror, a vampire and it's quarry.

Made some new friends, almost lost some old ones and developed a love for ice hockey (Mighty Ducks rule). Life has been treating me pretty well, so who am I to complain? Hope you guys don't mind me getting all misty-eyed, hehe...

Enough bantering for now. I'm off to do some other stuff. Until next time lads and lasses, it has been too long!

I took the liberty of being insane again and made a separate page for today's (rather long) rant.

Please follow [link deleted - html conflict] and enjoy.

The following post might piss a lot of people I know off... I do not care... It is time I seperated the real friends from the people I should never talk to again... First off some personal messages...

Adam

You, my friend, are a real mate... I have no need whatsoever to find out if you are true, because I know you are...

Darrell

I guess there is no need for me to say this, but I appreciate you tolerating me, even though I can be a total ass...

Dean

We really seem to be pissing eachother off lately... Just as long as we stay friends... We might not always get along, but we are almost always there for eachother... Thanks...

Diz

Strange and sporadic... That is the only way I can describe our contact... You might not be such a good mate as Adam or Jon, but you are still a mate... Cheers...

Els

I am afraid this is were the nastiness starts... I like you and I think you like me... Too bad I do not like you more than someone to spend a casually intimate afternoon with... This boat will not float, sorry...

Jon

Strange, strange fellow... A true goth, someone to look up to in terms of creativity and sheer artistic way of life... May we be mates forever...

Judith

I think I was a bit easy on Els, let me be straight with you... And believe me, you will hate me for this... The only interest I have in you is romantic... I have no need for more friends... And seeing you be happy with anyone but me hurts... Tatah!

Michael

We lost contact after you buggered off to Friesland (get back here you big girl's blouse, I want a rematch) but I fully intend to make sure we keep in touch... As soon as I get my schoolwork sorted we are planning that reunion!

Marthe

I wish I could say what went wrong, but it eludes me... Why do you not keep in touch? You have (inadvertedly I hope) blown me off twice and I am very reluctant to try a third time... If you read this, give me a call so we can sort it out...

Mirjam

It was fun to get in touch with an old classmate... That is about the most flattering thing I can say... Sorry, but there is something about you that just plain bugs me...

Nicky & Sterre

I can make this very quick and painless... I like you both... I do not want to choose... I had no motivation to choose until I knew which one of you I had the most chance of getting with... Deal with it... And Nicky, do not ever, ever, ever dare call me rude again...

Patrick

The little brother theory does not seem to be 100% correct... Some stuff you are the only one I can talk about with... I thank you for that... Cheers...

Sarah

I was desperate for a girlfriend... Necessity makes a man blind... 'Nuff said I think... You might be an allright girl, but I cannot be bothered to find out...

Silvana

You are an allright girl... But our conversations trail off too quickly to be interesting... Sorry, but that is all there is to say...

Stef

Are you sure you are not gay? Too bad...

Suzanne

I'll say one thing... I am never afraid of women... I guess you will have to figure this one out by yourself...

If any of you are hurt by what I said, fine... If you do not wish to talk to me anymore, fine... You probably never meant that much to me anyway...

For your information, I left out the names of a lot of girls... 90% of the women I talk to over the internet are pure dating material... I have no reasons whatsoever to start platonic relationships with them... I have all the good friends I need... The last thing I want are new ones that merely bug me...

There seem to be two clear exceptions to this rule... One is Yvonne, but then again she is Darrell's girlfriend... Not really the guy to mess with... The second is Sabrine... A girl I met over the internet... She is about three years older than me and has the potential of becoming a very good friend indeed...

Enough of this muttering, it is almost three 'o clock in the morning and I must be off to Rotterdam in about nine hours tops... Until later ladies and gentlemen...

I am back from my cousin (well, I have been so for two days now) and I must say that I had fun!

Her friends are pretty cool and they succeeded in changing my opinion about punkers completely; they can be cool people...

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From left to right there is Rob, Richard, me and Annelies.

I cannot be bothered to make this post any longer, so I will say goodbye and leave you for better tidings! Until next time lads and lasses...

First of all let me say that a little lyric from a New Found Glory song really fits how I should have acted in relation to my ex-girlfriend; "though you swear that you are true, I still pick my friends over you..."

Back from my birthday party and was that ever fun! We went to see The Bourne Identity and xXx, filling the rest of the evening at O'Sheas, a local pub... It is safe to say all the guests (all four of you) enjoyed themselves...

Off to my cousin in half an hour (the one from the picture) to watch a movie or something... According to her a girlfriend is coming, but we do not fit together... We shall see...

<cue evil laughter>

I will get you for this, Powers!

</cue evil laughter>

Enough funny business for me for today, until next time boys and girls!

I have three things that I would like to share with you folks...

Please note that this is the first draft... I am going to make some adjustements when I can think of them...

Ying Yang, the balance of everyday life.

A theory by Jeremy Stange

I shall start by saying I have very little knowledge of the actual meaning of Ying Yang. All I know is that it has something to do with the balance of the universe. Instead of writing the umpteenth spin-off of Murphy's Law I chose to use the balance principle as a foundation for my theory.

In our lives thing go, on a whole, roughly, regular. With regular being a very relative term, we shall for now define it as not too many major mishaps. As so many things, this is only the average that we are looking at. In actuality things go much more like a roller coaster than a flat line.

As said in many movies and quoted by many people, life is a series of defining moments. Be they good or bad, these are the things that shape you. Most people will say that the outcome of these events are totally random, but I think that there is something more.

In comes the Ying Yang concept. For ease we shall call Ying good and Yang bad. When something good in your life happens, it is definable as a Ying-moment. These are the kind of moments that describe a chain of events that all end up good. This large amount of good luck means that the Ying Yang structure is slightly off-balance.

Because the structure is off-balance, a Ying-moment or several of them will soon be followed by what can only be described as a total cock-up; a Yang-moment. When you miss the bus in the morning, resulting in missing your train and getting to your very important meeting over an hour late. That is a good example of a Yang-moment.

This shows the Ying Yang in a very black-white setting. There is also the grey area. This is what most of our lives are made up out of. It is the filler between the defining moments. Missing your subway connection, but meeting a cute girl in the next train. This is a classic Ying Yang moment, a true grey one. These moments come in different configurations. There are ones that start off great and end bad and vice-versa.

The length of any of the chains is unlimited, although the whole thing seems to reset after a day. This means that getting two Ying or Yang days in a row is almost impossible. Ying Yang days however can occur over and over again. These have not the great defining impact that Ying or Yang days have.

So there you have it. Life is a series of defining moments with grey filler in between. Live and learn.

Please use the email address in the header to give me some feedback... I am very interested in what you guys think... And remember, do not think too much of this... Later guys and girls!

It really seems like I am deserting you guys... Let me just say that this is not the case... It is not the case by a long shot...

Although between school, women, friends and forums, you guys score pretty low... I am sorry to say it but some things in my life are just more important...

Well, so much for this 'sign of life'... I am dead tired and I want to go to bed... I will put up a proper post as soon as possible...

Fare thee well...

It has been a while, but my big page filled with rants is back! The design has been changed and as you can see I have developed a nack for useless big chunks of colour...

Take no heed of the name though, I merely used it as a clever ploy to get people to read it... My original idea was for something Communistic, but I have yet to find a funny way to execute it...

Well, my warm bed is calling me. Too bad there is no cute girl in it (although I have plans) but it will just have to do. Until next time lads and lasses, take care!

Back after quite a while… First I caught a virus (W95.CIH) last week and after that my entire PC just quit on me when I tried to install my new interchangeable HDD… I ended up with a new pc and fifty euros a month poorer… Then again, it is a small price to pay for a Pentium IV 2,0 GHz with 256 MB of RAM, a 80 GB HDD and a 64 MB GeForce 4 video-card… Oh well… Woe is me, so to say…

Not really up to making a huge post I am going to leave you with this; go have a look at *no longer exists* (open in new window) for it is great fun! Ok, see you later guys… Take care!