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The History And Current Forms Of Biz
History
-Biz was originated during the second world war.
-Biz was forgotten as the Germans cowardly stopped killing people.
-Biz was recreated, but with a different meaning: Anger level on a scale of 1-10.
-For a few weeks, biz was a random word said by Hocus Pocus, its creator.
-He started saying it more, and added naque to the end of it.
-As Hocus said it more, other people caught the fever.
-About five weeks after it was recreated, biz was being said by two other people (one such person was really just making fun of Hocus)
-The person who actually thought the word was pretty great asked Hocus about biznaque and biz.
-Hocus said, "They mean the same thing, Stupid."
-Stupid said, "That makes no sense?"
-So Hocus changed biznaque to a person with a biz of 1 or 10.
-Hocus liked having multiple biz words, so he hired monkeys to type letters on typewriters.
-He used the letters as prefixes and suffixes for biz.
-All monkeys that created "fixes" that didn't make sense were donated to a wildlife refuge.
-The refuge was torn down to make a poaching ranch. The monkeys were shot on the poaching ranch.
-A daft poacher said, "I wonder what their biz is?"
-He had a good laugh.
-Hocus never saw the monkeys again.
-Biz is still waiting to be said everywhere around the U.S. and U.S. Want To Be (Canada)
Current Forms in order of creation time
Biz- anger level on a scale of one through ten
Biznaque- person with anger level of one or ten. Often used as an insult.
Bizmad- (8 x biz) + 2
Bizzilla- person with a biz of pi
Triple Biznaque- person with a biz of 3 or > 10
Bizzing- having a rising or falling biz
Bizzed- past tense of getting a high biz
Bizbob- guy named Bob with a biz of 6
Bizz Bolopigous- a comedy made by Alek James. No relation to biz.
Bizolufagus- Snuf's angry and annoying cousin
Bizzinator- someone who raises others' bizzes
Bizzit- A word used to make fun of people with bizzes. It also makes dragons go crazy
Bizzwidget- A word used to make fun of people with bizzes.
Bizz Bonolofigus- After thinking about the name a long time, Alek James decided that it would be cooler if it     writen and pronounced this way.
Biz Booboo- An owie brought on by someone with a high biz
Bibibibibibibibibibibiz- I am as confused as you are with this