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The History And Current Forms Of Biz | ||||||||||||
History | ||||||||||||
-Biz was originated during the second world war. -Biz was forgotten as the Germans cowardly stopped killing people. -Biz was recreated, but with a different meaning: Anger level on a scale of 1-10. -For a few weeks, biz was a random word said by Hocus Pocus, its creator. -He started saying it more, and added naque to the end of it. -As Hocus said it more, other people caught the fever. -About five weeks after it was recreated, biz was being said by two other people (one such person was really just making fun of Hocus) -The person who actually thought the word was pretty great asked Hocus about biznaque and biz. -Hocus said, "They mean the same thing, Stupid." -Stupid said, "That makes no sense?" -So Hocus changed biznaque to a person with a biz of 1 or 10. -Hocus liked having multiple biz words, so he hired monkeys to type letters on typewriters. -He used the letters as prefixes and suffixes for biz. -All monkeys that created "fixes" that didn't make sense were donated to a wildlife refuge. -The refuge was torn down to make a poaching ranch. The monkeys were shot on the poaching ranch. -A daft poacher said, "I wonder what their biz is?" -He had a good laugh. -Hocus never saw the monkeys again. -Biz is still waiting to be said everywhere around the U.S. and U.S. Want To Be (Canada) |
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Current Forms in order of creation time | ||||||||||||
Biz- anger level on a scale of one through ten Biznaque- person with anger level of one or ten. Often used as an insult. Bizmad- (8 x biz) + 2 Bizzilla- person with a biz of pi Triple Biznaque- person with a biz of 3 or > 10 Bizzing- having a rising or falling biz Bizzed- past tense of getting a high biz Bizbob- guy named Bob with a biz of 6 Bizz Bolopigous- a comedy made by Alek James. No relation to biz. Bizolufagus- Snuf's angry and annoying cousin Bizzinator- someone who raises others' bizzes Bizzit- A word used to make fun of people with bizzes. It also makes dragons go crazy Bizzwidget- A word used to make fun of people with bizzes. Bizz Bonolofigus- After thinking about the name a long time, Alek James decided that it would be cooler if it writen and pronounced this way. Biz Booboo- An owie brought on by someone with a high biz Bibibibibibibibibibibiz- I am as confused as you are with this |