UPDATE: INFILTRATION (from the GRUNDLISM page...)
from the KGB...
It appears that a large, ugly, ginger man has infiltrated the secret religion of Comrade Porkachev. This man is a fake - he goes by the name of "large" and is a danger to all objects not exceeding the mass of 1 tonne.
If you have seen this man, please notify weight watchers, beached whale commission and the anti-shmoo council. We want this man dead, definitely not alive. Thank you!
Dear reader, the above is not a joke, take everything you see on this page and store it carefully in your Moldavian minds. If you see this man do not approach him. He is considered to be armed, legged and dangerous. If he grunts at you run. Contact the local KGB and they will deal with it from then on.