Bush and Blair Are Evil Fucking Bastards: Fact
Article 1: November 1, 2006
And don't get me started on these two psychopathic, sociopathic, murdering bastards. A fake born-again Christian swaggering up alongside another fake born-again Christian. Bush is no worse than any other former American president other than to say he looks like a chimp and he's being manipulated by an extreme right-wing element who have continue to cause havoc with their selfish agenda, safe in the knowledge they will always have an ally in the shape of one Tony Blair, an effeminite douche-bag whose grin only slips when another bomb has gone off. And even then sometimes it doesn't slip. These pricks have used September 11th as an excuse to bomb, butcher and murder hundreds of thousands of innocent people. You see, killing 3000 Americans is a tragedy, but butchering your way through the Middle East, causing in excess of 500 000 deaths? That's excusable. Most of civilised humanity can see the double-standards at work here. Too bad the "leaders" of the "free" world aren't apart of civilised humanity. Bush and Blair can justify their psychopathy quite easily; they're taking orders from God. It seems "God" only gives orders to Bush, Blair, and Ted Bundy.
After the slap-in-the-face that was the September 11th terrorist attacks, shouldn't these two morally superior beings have done what Jesus - Bush's favourite philosopher - taught, and turned the other cheek? Blair is quite hip with religion too. He told the world he keeps a bible by his bed. Hold your laughter until later. Bush and Blair pretend to be Christians because they realise that's where the votes are.
You might hear a lot in the news about the "special relationship" between America and Britain. A "relationship" that is "special" because the two countries "share values". This is quite amusing, because Britain and Sweden "share values" in that they are both democratic and free too. Britain and Iceland "share values" in that they are both democratic and free too. Britain and South Africa "share values" in that they are both democratic and free too. Britain and Australia "share values" in that they are both democratic and free too. So why hasn't Britain pursued a "special relationship" with one of these other countries? It's because the only country that matters is America; it's the powerful bully on the block you want to suck up to.
Blair and Bush deserve each other. Too bad we don't deserve them.
Oh, and the rumour isn't true: they're not sleeping with each other. Because that would be immoral.
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