Lessons of the Day

1. Lesson of the day: sex is the best christmas gift because u give and get at the same time.
2. Lesson of the day: if you hate yourself, chances are everyone else hates you too.
3. The three basic needs are Angela, Starcraft, and sex with Angela.
4. Lesson of the Day: any video game that is higher than 8 bit is gay.
5. Lesson of the day: *snore* (Translation: 'sleep is good')
6. Lesson of the day: Don't get a girlfriend if you don't know how to treat her right...
7. OK, lesson of the day today is brought to you by Corey Doss and is completely irrelevent to anything I have ever said: It's OK to fuck a flute player at band camp, but only if it takes place in the laundry room of your dorm with a strawberry flavored condom. (and no, Corey did not do such a thing, one of his friends from band camp did)(and no, I have never been to band camp)
8. Lesson of the day: If you ever get spotlighted by a police car when you are pulled over and doing nothing illegal, don't try to hide in your trunk, because they may think you are going to try and get a weapon and kill them (unless you are going for the 12 guage and really do intend to kill them).
9. Lesson of the day: Counterstrike is well worth wetting oneself.