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January 21, 2003 Although previously I had been reluctant to use JavaScripts, this was only because I refused to use a language I did not have a basic understanding of. However, while writing the previously mentioned HTML tutorial, I have found a worthwhile Java Script tutorial, and will more than likely be incorporating JavaScript into the site when I have waded through the 39 typed pages of information. So look forward to some...cool stuff...I guess...so basically, I will be spending a lot of time doing that and not as much on making this site until I have read all the information.

January 21, 2003 I have decided there is a possibility for temporary anarchy. The consequences could be bad, but it would be interesting to study what kind of a government would first evolve in today's society. The best guess would either a terrorist led country or one led by all those who could buy the services of their own militia to protect them. It is possible to overthrow the United States government. One must simply win the presidential election. Then with all the power and money, convince some stupid Congressmen to pass a bunch of laws reducing military funding for payment for service, and possibly worsening conditions in the army. So you eventually piss off every person in the armed forces. So the president, being Mr. Niceguy, tells them all they can kill all the Congressmen and have fun with all the money, blah blah, they find. Then, after everything is fucked up, Mr. Niceguy burns the Constitution and flees the country, leaving no leadership whatsoever behind.

January 21, 2003 According to my computer, it is actually January 21, not the 20, so those other entries dated the 20th, they're actually the 21st, methinks...just so you know...I'm too lazy to change them...

January 20, 2003 List of Things to Do 1. Create my own guide to HTML and publish it so that I don't have to go to one site for specifics on Stylesheets, another site for basic layout, another for 'blah blah blah', etc. 2. Prove existence wrong. 3. Create VB weapons-sheets, CS, etc. 4. Nuke Canada, just for the hell of it.

January 20, 2003 hunger child: u fucking homo hunger child: i can't believe u hunger child: anally raping my bro like that? hunger child: that's sick hunger child: fuck tard, i'ma come after you, see how it feels to be MY bitch Limpb176: who is this hunger child: well...the brother of someone u raped yesterday hunger child: how many people did u rape yesterday? that is the question hunger child: fuck Limpb176: yeah ok stop being gay hunger child: gay? hunger child: and raping a little 12 year old boy isn't gay? hunger child: ur fuckign demented dude Limpb176: yeah well now that i think about it no i didn't rape any one Limpb176: and well i havE never raped anyone hunger child: denial, eh? Limpb176: denial ? hunger child: i found the condom in my bro's room hunger child: i got the evidence, asshole hunger child: try and play innocent with me hunger child: fuckign bitch hunger child: in ireland they would kill u for this hunger child: a cruel death by castration and bleeding Limpb176: ok sure if u want to believe that but ur still gay and since u have to tlak shit on the internet it must mean u can't get any girls some u must only get guys so are u sure u didn't rape ur own brother by chance hunger child: go back to ireland u little bitch hunger child: whatever the hell ur talkin bout, i got the used condom as evidence Limpb176: just because u pulled it out of ur own ass doesn't count hunger child: extra small, too... Limpb176: well i am not the one to judge but if u like it that way hunger child: 3======D hunger child: 3==D 0: (<- my brother) Limpb176: so who is this hunger child: that's what you did you piece of shit! hunger child: don't make me whip out the hose! Limpb176: hose huh Limpb176: so who is this hunger child: that's it... hunger child: soon as i block u i'm reporting u to the butt rape police

January 20, 2003 So I was in computer class fourth block Friday. And this kid next to me is stupid. He kept asking me to do his code for him telling me he'd eventually learn it and then he would quit bothering me. You fucking idiot!!! You are never gonna learn. You keep missing days of school and get farther and farther behind!!! And to add to that, ur dumb as dogshit!!! Anyways, after school, I waited for him outside and ran him over with my car as he was walking home from school. Anyways, when I was at home wiping the blood and miscelaneous human organs off of my car, I thought of this fucking brilliant plan. Using my authority as God, I will enact a plan to create a new committee, called the Association for the Segregation of the Stupid [ASS]. Basically, the duty of this committee is to determine who stupid people are and their ASS certification number, and to issue them signs indicating that they are stupid as dog shit, to prevent us from having to deal with them, and possibly sucking away our brain mass. An examle of a sign: I am STUPID AS DOG SHIT Ass # 00000 And yes, this is constitutional. People today are still discriminated against, and there is nothing you can do about it. People will have personal biases, etc. But you cannot legally discrimate against a person in a business, etc. What I'm getting at is, the signs will allow us to personally choose who we interact with, but in other respects, these people will be equally treated. Also, anyone trying to veto my (God's) decision will be thrown in a giant pit, to be raped by my 14 year old brother.

January 20, 2003 Short people rock my pants off. Do you own a midget? Buy a midget today for only $19.95 at Midgets R US! I am aware that some people have reported prices of midgets to be $14.95 at WalMart. But believe me, the quality on our midgets are better. That's my case against Wal Mart: low prices, open 24/7, easy to shoplift...but their midgets don't perform sexual favors. If I were you, I'd pay the extra five bucks and get a blowjob a few times a week.

January 17, 2003 Chapter 1: I Was Really Bored In the beginning there was me. I was bored, so I made this one guy. But he was kinda boring so I made another one. Then I realized that there was no atmosphere and that they were dying, so I made the Earth (I also made the entire universe, but let's let them discover that and fail to mention it whatsoever, making them think that the world they live in is the center of EVERYTHING). Then I thought "let's spice this up, hehe". So I gave one of them a penis and one of them a vagina and let em go at it. Chapter 2: Lessons Learned I am god. I am going to make fruit for you to eat. And I will also make some fruit for me to eat. If you eat it you will be punished. Unfortunately, this fruit is the fruit that you will want to eat the most. And when you eat it, I will call it "sin" and thereby give your race hell for the rest of eternity. Chapter 3: The End And then for the hell of it, I will blow everything up with fire and let the evil guy take over. The End NOTE - after reading this bullshit, you must believe everything you have read. You might think you don't believe it, but you really do. Now, in addition, if you don't want to die, you must go spread this book to all the weak-minded people in the world and call it religion. K? OK, go forth and be ignorant!!!