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January 28, 2003

OMG, I forgot to tell ya'll...I heard of this guy...yeah, a friend of mine. And he had a pimp car. And him and a fat guy and a really skinny white guy and a hispanic went out and trashed this guy named Robbie's car. LOL, good times...

January 28, 2003

I Am Lazy

PlzTakeMeHomeI82: and i don't have enrichment anymore cuz i have some stupid lab...so i get to see her half an hour less every day now...
LittleChevyJr: awww
LittleChevyJr: that sux
LittleChevyJr: in what class
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: debate
LittleChevyJr: how do you have a bad grade in there
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: i didn't do my piece
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: one of two grades in the entire class...
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: i have till wednesday to memorize it, hehe
LittleChevyJr: then why don't you memorize it
LittleChevyJr: duh
LittleChevyJr: work on it with angela
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: i will...when...when i feel like it...
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: yeah...
LittleChevyJr: do it dude
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: we are supposed to i guess...
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: but i'm too lazy...
LittleChevyJr: well, stop being lazy
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: um, easier said than done
LittleChevyJr: well, then stop
LittleChevyJr: go work on it now
PlzTakeMeHomeI82: nah, i think i'll go play pso

I never ended up finishing that...I got a C in the class...

January 28, 2003

stuey395: you gonna leave a paying customer sitting here?
AOLTechMAO: For your convenience, it would be much easier to troubleshoot this by phone. Let me give you the direct number for the Windows Technical department. That number is 1-888-346-3704.
stuey395: like...
stuey395: lemme just give em a ring right now
AOLTechMAO: I apologize but we do not support UDP packet from this area.
stuey395: at frickin 12:45?
stuey395: u don't do u?
stuey395: then how am i supposed to play my game?
stuey395: huh?
AOLTechMAO: Please call the vendor of that game and ask assistance on how to play that game while on AOL.
stuey395: it's 12:45 in the morning!!! nobody will be home, smart one...
stuey395: see, most peole have lives
stuey395: i tried message boards if that helps
AOLTechMAO: Please call them during office hours.
stuey395: and all aˆþœ|ÄHol users complain bout this problem?
stuey395: so will they ever come up with a solution?
stuey395: we are losing money on this
stuey395: i paid for this game
stuey395: $9.99
stuey395: u don't want a lawsuit do you?
stuey395: hello?
stuey395: someone a bit too tired to be helpin me?
stuey395: can't type fast enough maybe?
AOLTechMAO: As much as I would like to assist you on this matter however I can only assist you on AOL technical issues and not on the games you are trying to play.
stuey395: where do you come up with this?
AOLTechMAO: Have a good night. :-)
AOLTechMAO has left this session!
The session has ended!

January 28, 2003

Me Playing Starcraft

Whitey: hey, white
Whitey: switch me colors, white
Whitey: I need to be white
fpxpf: how?
Whitey: I dunno
Whitey: you tell me
Whitey: i'm new
*waits a minute*
Whitey: switch me
Whitey: i need to be white!
Whitey: fuck you all
Whitey: i'm out, assholes...
*leaves game*

January 28, 2003

Starlog: December 17, 7:31 PM - After successfully defeating Mother Brain with a barrage of over 100 missiles, Samus painstakingly completed the climb to the top of the labyrinth, meeting with the dropship and thereby completing the mission to destroy the creations known only as Metroids. And Angela was there to witness the glorious event, so I was happy. In all her 8-bit graphiciness, Samus revealed to the world that she is in fact...a she!!!

January 28, 2003

Lesson fo the moringn. The three basic needs are Angela, Starcraft, and sex with Angela. (hmmmmm...i gues i'm not living life to it's fullest yet..)

January 28, 2003

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Levi'
Levi: Thank you for contacting eMachine's Live Chat. My name is Levi and my badge number is 67403. Please hold while I review your issue.
Penguin: ok
Levi: eMachines only supports what was shipped in your system. And you also have changed your system to Linux which we also do not support. But we do have people who can support it but you have to call them.
Levi: In this case you'll want to call either 1-900-555-2299 or 1-888-348-2299 for Priority One Technical support. They can help with all third party hardware, software, installation, configuration, removal of software, instruction, "how-to", and out of warranty support. They also have a Live Chat program, for support using that option please click here. This will open in a new window.
Penguin: but...my erection!!!
Levi: haha
Levi: We do not support that either.
Penguin: I need that porn...
Levi: Once again thank you for contacting eMachine's Live Chat. My name is Levi and my badge number is 67403. Feel free to chat again anytime and have a great day.
Penguin: You don't understand.
Penguin: It's like, life or death.
Levi: If you call that number they can fix it for you.
Penguin: why doesn't my linux support my scsi harddrive?
Penguin: I had all my movies on there...
Penguin: i don't have a phone
Levi: We do not support Linux and I do not have an answer for that.
Levi: Do you have a friend that has a phone.
Penguin: But then why is Linux available in the drop box of choices if you don't support it?
Penguin: No... I live in a really small town, and the only person I know of who has a phone, hates me because I stole some of his stuff.
Penguin: And why did you ask a question without putting a question mark at the end?
Penguin: I'm about to return my emachine...
Penguin: actually...if i sue, i bet i can get more than it is worth
Penguin: and buy a dossware instead
Penguin: that comes with porn already
Penguin: Answer my questions damn it.
Penguin: If Linux isn't supported why is it in the drop box of choices?
Penguin: Why?
Levi: Have your IP Address just so you know. ;-)
Penguin: Big deal.
Penguin: This is a school computer.
Penguin: Want to get sued by the school for ruining their stuff?
Penguin: Because I could really give a damn.
Penguin: And being an emachine customer service rep, I'm not really intimadated by the fact that you have my IP Address.
Penguin: What are you going to do? Send me porno pop-up window?
Penguin: Wait... now that I think of it, please send me a porno pop-up.
Levi: I will close out now!
Penguin: I need the porn.
Penguin: Oh, and just so YOU know
Penguin: I have your IP Address as well ;)
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.


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