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May 6, 2003 Alright...I'm looking into some neat languages that will be helful for my site, including XML and PHP...I think I might eventually have to move my site to a new domain though, hehe...so yeah, I will move my site. And nobody cares, I know. Fuck you.

April 29, 2003 Dear Dustin C Schmeltz (whitey@mexico.com), We regret to inform you that your eBay auction: 2926037101 MY SOUL (NR) has been ended. All fees associated with this auction have been credited to your account. The item you have listed does not appear to be consistent with eBay guidelines. eBay does not allow the auctioning of human souls for the following reasons: If the soul does not exist, eBay could not allow the auctioning of the soul because there would be nothing to sell. However if the soul does exist, then in accordance with eBay's policy on human parts and remains we would not allow the auctioning of human souls. Therefore, we have ended this auction and all fees have been credited to your account. For more information about eBay's policy on human parts and remains please go to: http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/remains.html For information on infringing, prohibited or questionable items, please view: http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/items-ov.html Please view our guideline page for a better understanding of our auction policies and how they affect the way you list your items: http://pages.ebay.com/help/community/png-list.html For more information on why eBay has ended an auction, please visit: http://pages.ebay.com/help/community/png-endauction.html Future auctions listed that fail to meet our listing guidelines will be ended early and repeated violations may jeopardize your account status. We value you as a member of our community and wish to continue our relationship, so we respectfully ask you to refrain from any violations of the Listing Policies or User Agreement in the future. We thank you in advance for your cooperation. Regards, Customer Support (Trust and Safety Department) eBay Inc

April 28, 2003 Well, to sum things up, I need money, my job sucks, and I love Halo, Angela, and my godly computer. And thank god for EBAY, my new source of income, until I run out of things in my room to sell, hehe. Well...I guess then I'll just have to steal stuff to sell. Anyhow, got some kick ass graphics that Todd made for HGL, got them up and working...need more visitors...Barber just isn't enough anymore. But anyways, if you read this, go to my EBAY page and buy all my shit so I can get money. More ranting to come: I hate Steve. He pays $5.75, and not only that, but to backslap me in the face, he works me zero hours this week. *kicks Steve in the imaginary nuts* As soon as I saw my schedule (or lack thereof), I immediately left to Long John Silver's and put in my application. $6.75 and 20 hours a week, can't beat that, hehe. So yeah, everyone buy shit from me and make my life easier by becoming unemployed. Reminder: I hate white people

April 25, 2003 My mom got mad at me for telling her about this experiment, but I think the majority of people in the world would agree with this idea...here it is... First of all, without telling the people the purpose of the vote, we call for a worldwide vote to see who the best example of human existence is, one male and one female. Basically, who the best two people in the world are. Then, the United States hides the two people who win in a bunker under near the core of the earth, and proceeds to kill off the rest of the human race. It should encourage people to fend for themselves and try and kill their friends, family, and neighbors. Then there is a big nuclear war, etc. Then when EVERYONE else is dead, the two people who won the vote come out and become the 'Adam and Eve' of a new humanity. It would be funny to see if we only had good people in the world, would only good people be born? Is idiocy hereditary? Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

April 24, 2003 Hahahhah...animations are sweet, hehe. Especially when they are my apocalyptic animations!!! Anyways, I hope you enjoy my dismal little pictures, hehe...I think they kick ass. Next on the agenda is to put on my home page an agenda of things to do, including pranking LJS, pranking EMachines, and killing white people. Then maybe I'll add a disclaimer to the government, hehe...

April 24, 2003 Just so you know...I'm gonna go home and try and get some of my more recent games up and working. I got the original Visual C++ CD from Amanda, and it miraculously works now, so I can begin compiling my games from home again, hehe. So look forward to some more games I made. I recently made a mad libs game which is sorta fun, and a maze game that kicks ass. Welllll...maybe I wouldn't say that...but it's good for what I can create, hehe. Over and out...

April 22, 2003 I went to Todd Sulivan's site today, to look up the Halo league Steve told me bout. Yeah, so his site kicks ass and everyone should go there. He's got a bunch of kick ass games he programmed. If I weren't so high up there myself, I would consider him an idol for being able to find out how to program games, cuz every tutorial I have found is shit. Anyways, I added a link to his site at the links page, but if you're too lazy, here's the URL: www.porkch0ps.net...Yeah, go there and sign up for the Halo Grid League.

April 17, 2003 I'm bored...so I added this page...my old index page was getting cluttered up with pointless shit, so here's a brand new slate. As usual, you can still access the old page from the drop-down at the top...I've been noticing something lately that's on my nerves. People harassing poor, innocent freaks...they've never done anything to harm anyone, why harass them? We should harass the jocks, who are useless and don't even get stoned for the entertainment of everyone else around them...OK, that's it for today, folks, now get the fuck out!