Sometimes
(To the tune of Sometimes)

You say you wanna sleep with me,
Like when you step near me you get so horny.
It's not that I don't wanna play,
But everytime I ask,
My agent says no way.

I wanna be in bed with you all day,
Cuz it sounds sooo good!
But if you really want me,
Let's go!
There's things about me you just have to know...

Chorus:
Sometimes I grind
Sometimes I ride
Sometimes I'll freak with you
But all I really want is to go all night
Do you right
Make love all day and night
Hit me baby one more time...

I don't ever act all shy, nuh-uh.
Everytime we're home alone, out go the lights.
Hope that you will sleep with me.
You'll see that,
I can get on my knees.

I wanna be in bed with you all day,
Cuz it sounds sooo good!
But if you really want me,
Let's go!
There's things about me you just have to know...

(Chorus)
But all I really want is to go all night
Do you right
Make love all day and night
Hit me baby one more time...

Just get naked and you'll see,
The same will happen to me,
I got a 100 STDs!
And I wanna share, them with you.
(Chorus)
(Repeat)
Lick My Baby Back Behind

Sing It

Oh Daddy, Daddy
Oh Daddy, Daddy

Teach me, teach me
I'm just a little girl
With lovin on her mind
Reach me, reach me
Give me a spin and twirl
From all the way behind

Tell me
How to hold it
Wowee
Why it's growin baby
It's too swollen
Now we're flowin
Whoops! Explosion!

Your older friend is thrilling me (yeah yeah)
Too bad our love's a felony (a felony)
You're big like Daddy
I'll open wide
Put it inside
Lick my baby back behind

You do protest
That I'm jailbait (jailbait)
I'm just 16
But I just can't wait (I just can't wait)
My mom's real cool...promise
You won't do time
Lick my baby back behind.
Sing It
Oh booby booby
Oh booby booby

Oh booby booby
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't right no
My boobies boobies
My breasts are completely foam
And now my sweater's tight yeah

Surgery
I want to be a G
Bigger mammaries
I want them to show now no becuz

Chorus:
My chest flatness
Was killin me
And I
I must confess
I paid for these (I paid for these)
I look 32
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Oh baby baby
I got double D's, it's true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies
You're so big
And oh, so new
That's just the way I planned it

Golly,
Rollingstone was naughty
See me baby,
Barely wearin clothes now
Becuz
(Chorus)
Oops! I Did Him Again-Justin and Britney
I know I did him again
And made y'all believe that we're only friends
Oh baby
One night stand between us
But it doesn't mean that we're serious
'Cause to lose all my publicity
That would just so ruin me
Oh baby, baby
     Chorus:
Oops!...I did him again
And played with your mind, made up a lie
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think we're in love
I made all that up
I'm not that innocent
   *   You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that Justin, he truly wants me
I cry, watching the days
Can't see why Justin don't want me anyway
'Cause to lose all my publicity
That would just so ruin me
Baby, oh
(Chorus)
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
     "All aboard!"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have..."
"Oh, Justin, wait a minute, what is this?"
"It's crap, I thought it would remind you of yourself when you go,
I know how much you're always thinking about yourself anyway."
"But I thought we had something, that we're more than just friends."
"Well baby, we're not even that."
"Oh, you shouldn't have."
"You're wrong."
  Oops!...I forgot we were not...
Got lost like I usually do, baby
Oops!...You think that I'm crap, figured that
I'm not that innocent.(Chorus)
More
Paodies