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Thursday, January 11, 2001

posted by The Dark Intellect 10:22 PM EST
Home on the Range (Tim’s Bootleg Gym Class Version)

Oh give me a class, where I’d sit on my ass
Never work, screw around every day
Keep my folder a mess, never take any tests
And my grade would be always an “A”

Oh, oh Rec P.E.;
Made just for lazy-asses like me
Where seldom there’s work, and never a dork
That thinks he is smarter than me

Where one lap I jog, and the next five I walk
And exams do not even exist
So easy a class, even morons can pass
Rec P.E., you will sorely be missed

Oh, oh Rec. P.E.;
It’s a Mecca for slackers like me
There’s seldom a test, and your worst is our best
If we’re there half the time, we get “B”s.

How often in Govt. do you wish you were loved
For the work-ethic lack you display?
Quarter grades can be high even if you don’t try
Come join the excitement today

Oh, oh Rec. P.E.;
It’s pure heaven, and all would agree
Spending one half a year is well worth it here
Join the choir and sing it with me link

Sunday, January 07, 2001

posted by Yossarian 10:23 PM EST
I beat FF9. I am free. I am playing FF7. The game is dead. Long live the game. link

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