Does the site look better?
how about you hit the contact button on top and tell me what
you think? I will probabley buy a domain name, if Sorbs and
I can afford it. |
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The Douche
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After so much talk
of the Douche bag my friend squeak decided it would be cool
to get me a douching set. This was a valiant move by my bitch
friend but grave results would soon come. At first I didn't
open the box I just displayed it in my window, letting all
of Evanston heights see what I had acquired. |
After
a few days I decided to dig in to my new treasure. Joy and
sadness came from that small blue box, It was great, it
had to bottles of Douching solution and two vaginal tips.
But no Douche bag. I looked and looked and looked again
for the bag but it seemed I had to make due with what I
had. |
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I first read the instructions
very carefully and examined the contents of the box. I then
decided to try to shove the vaginal tip in my girlfriends
ass, she responded with a scream of "no" and a punch to
the stomach. |
Then
a bad idea came to mind, the box said 'mountain fresh',
but did it rely taste mountain fresh? I decided to take
a drink and find out. I will admit it was mountain fresh,
at first. But then the room started spinning and visions
of Toney Randall where spinning in my head. |
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But it was to late
for me, for I went unconscious. I woke up some time later
to find myself heaving out paperclips and pieces of goose
beaks. |
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