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Yes of course Kevin......Hercules is the greatest human of all time but is he any match for the Terminator? I meant the Terminator isn't even human! Well I was able to witness what would actually happen first had when these two mad dogs went at it. Now believe me this is a serious thing that happened, allot of people lost their lives, but I think in the end all can be forgiven.

This battle first started when Herc and the Terminator where let loose in a third world country, (we where thinking letting them go in Sparta, WI because who would care if a bunch of trailer parks got overturned? But Kevin.....Hercules knows the terrain to well.) A few cars where destroyed in their first encounter with The Terminator getting the upper hand by catching Herc trying to impress women with his amazing washboard stomach. Terminator snuck up behind Herc. and stuck the shotty right to his temple. After two shots to the noggin a Mac truck came out of nowhere and ran right over Terminator's head. Sorry but it takes more than two shots with a shotgun to the temple to take down Herc. The next encounter was in the confines of Sukme Bar and Grill. The Terminator was coming for a drink and blow when Herc jumped up behind the bar and grabbed the Terminator around the neck. This was fierce, this went on for three days with no side showing fatigue. This little rumble subsided when a Malaysian prostitute with half an esophagus came strolling in with her one legged goad following close behind.

You see Herc was still behind the bar and if your behind the bar you must work there, so Herc went to give this lovely lady a drink and a blow and completely forgot about the whole grudge lock thing and let the Terminator go! Terminator went running like a pansy out the door but that would not be the end of this little excursion. The end, my friend, came when The Terminator strolled by a cake store downtown. A lot of people don't know about the special folk who love their cake more than anything else.

Well little did he know that in that cake was more than enough vitamin C, That's right so much vitamin C that it would kill a Terminator right on the spot! You ask how this can be true because robots don't food? Well I have no idea because I watched him eat that cake and he enjoyed it for that 2.6 seconds that he was still alive afterwards. All I can say is that I hope he gets better because he has a new movie coming out soon.


	It was just me and Herc in the winners circle. We hugged, cuddled and talked about days past. Her is the master of destruction and horrible horrible Kevin Sorbo jokes.