Ain't he just charming.
Our local hero is a heater selling slimeball who calls himself Super Hubert. (trust me kiddies, you don't want to see the pants.)
Yes! Rejoice all Novocastrians because we have water, aren't we special.
Yes, everyone is friendly to each other in Newcastle, this is why we like to build large walls around our houses.
You didn't want to buy anything...right?
Such great people. Did I mention the unusually high suicide rates? (kidding)
Thankyou BHP, because of you we are a polluted industrial town (hence the name 'stinky hole').