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This is the land of the Sponge Fairy - bringer of evil, doom and most suprisingly, sponges. As you may sit there reading this garbage across an almost certainly faulty internet connection, a small thought may crawl into the recesses of the blob of matter currently described as your brain. This small and seemingly insignificant thought: "What the fudge is a Sponge Fairy?" is actually one of rather great importance. You see the Sponge Fairy is the creator of all the world's problems, disasters and misfortunes.
"What a load of tripe" I pretend to hear you think "How can the some half-crazed, demented, extremist fairy cause this much damage? You're a looney." Well my dear bearer of unfortunate yet partially true thinking patterns, the Sponge Fairy achieves this incredible feat by creating sponges. Yes, sponges. Every single problem in the entire history of mankind stems from sponges. If you don't believe me then go speak to a sponge and you will learn just how much of fool you are. They are evil bringers of mass destruction intent on destroying the world, which is why i like them so much. Now my insignificant lump, be free and explore the partially finished, horrifyingly disturbing land of the Sponge Fairy.
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