Helen: Can I make you some breakfast?
Daria: Motions to toaster. Sure, push the lever.
Helen: Daria, Sugar tarts?
Daria: Hey, it's not my fault frozen burritos won't fit.
Helen: I've got a huuge emergency at the office, my seven o clock's back on and i'm late!
Daria: I'll have to make my own breakfast. Pushes down toaster lever. Now i'm too tired to eat.
Daria: (reading brochure) 'We exercise your inside instead of your outside." Good, my pancreas really need a workout.
Helen: Now we need to fill out these questionaires so i can fax them over. Isn't it nice want to get to us before we arrive.
Daria: Sure, so they know who to make into a drone and who just to kill outright.
Daria: Which animal would you rather be? A dog, A seal or A lion.
Jane: A bat.
Daria: It's not an option.
Jane: Write it in.
Daria: Now explain your choice in a brief sentence.
Jane: I've always wanted to hang upside down and spread rabies.
Jake: What's the hurry? We've got plenty of time. Sit back and smell the roses.
Daria: Which happen to have an aroma very similar to gas fumes.
Psychiatrist: Daria, we have a very nice room for you, do you like eggshell white?
Daria: Do you have anything in gym mat grey?
Britney, let me ask you a hypothet...make believe question. -Jane
Daria, i'm not shallow, I mean it's not like she's ugly or anything. -Quinn
Sandy: My life is over!
Quinn: Oh calm down, it's not like your 30.
If only looks weren't everything -Stacy
Do you harbour a terrible phobia that it might actually hurt to think?!?
Britney: I think it's pronounced fe-bia.
That club's like a hydra, cut off one head and two grow back. -Jane
Sandy: Can't I rest?
Quinn: Did Cleopatra rest when she was inventing mascara? Did Nefer-reedy rest when she was posing for statues? Did Helen of Troy rest when she was doing whatever it is she did? Beauty never rests. Now swim you fat cow, swim!
A chain is only as strong as the weakest round thingy -Stacy
Jane: Different eh? I wonder what i'd get if i turned you in.
Daria: More free time with Kevin and Brittney.
Jane: Damn you and your incidious logic.
TV: From outer space to in our face, aliens walk among us on Sick Sad World.
Daria: Oh look, they're going to explain the return of disco.
Jane: If there were any aliens smart enough to come to here they wouldn't come here.
Jane: Let's say i'm an alien and you're you.
Daria: This better be hypothetical.
Jane: Why would i, a highly advanced being from the planet Zippotron, travel light years just to take over your body and go to high school?
Daria: Because Wednesday is Jello day?
Daria: Well I did see the the usual crazy guy on TV claiming that aliens are walking the streets.
Helen: Well of course, there's no shame in that. Most of them can't afford a car.
Helen: Is there anything wrong with Quinn?
Daria: If this wasn't a school morning then I might have the time to begin answering that.
I'll see you to the door and like open it and stuff. -Quinn
Daria: I'm not talking about aliens but there's something out there, something stupid.
I frequently go for walks with flashlights...in case the streetlights go out. -Mr O'Neill
Jane: Did we just see a UFO?
Daria: It's probably just an informal gathering of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's ghost keys.
Jane: But only an idiot would go stalking with a flashlight.
Daria: Come on, this is Lawndale.
Daria's turning wholesome and Quinn's a beaknik. What's going on?!? -Jake
Is that song getting happier or am i just getting more miserable. -Jane
See! What did i tell you? Secret hush hush gatherings, right out in the open! -Jake