For those of you who don't know the evil witch then i shall start by telling you she is a demon who lives by sucking the souls out of all her students, letting them slowly waste away into oblivion. There have been many a rumour (probably all started by me) of how late at night she goes and kills small children to eat their hearts while cackling to the sounds of pre-recorded dramatic music. These are, of course, totally unfounded accusations making them the perfect trigger for a pitchfork welding mob attack.
But, even worse than stealing the souls of innocent children (well almost innocent, i swear the knife just slipped from my hand...4 times), She has a weapon of mass destruction more powerful than iraqi nuclear weapon, more powerful than Theo after a sausage and egg breakfast...god, i can't say it...Hot Pink Bike Shorts! Yes, the wrinkly old hag goes and wears Hot Pink Bike Shorts. Although i myself have never witnessed this horrifying event, i have been told about it by many, now emotionally scarred victims who i wish would just learn to keep their big fat mouths shut.
And now the time has come for my unfortunately accurate picture of the old hag to go in, shield your eyes!
Now poor soul, go grab a weapon of your choice, preferrably semi-automatic and begin your campaign against this evil being *laughs uncontollably* or at least find somebody else to inflict the terrible horror of this page upon.