Pleakley: Oh good, I wanted to add theft, endangerment and insanity to the list of things I did today.
Jumba: You too?
Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you...and pulled your hair...and punched you in the face...
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: So far, you have been set adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience.
Pleakley: Oh great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He'll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he'll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.
Stitch: Aloha!
Gantu: You are vile, you are flawed, you are foul.
Stitch: Also cute and fluffy!
(talking about stitch) I think it's a koala, an evil koala. - Nani
Jumba: WHAT?? after all you put me through,you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?!?
Stitch: Ih
Jumba: Fine
Pleakley: Fine?!? You're doing what he says?
Jumba: Uh-huh, he's very persuasive
Lilo: You know you wreck everything you touch, Why don't you try and make something for a change?
Stitch builds a cityscape out of books and toys
Lilo: Wow, San Francisco.
Stitch destroys the scene Godzilla style
Lilo: No more caffeine for you.
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day! Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Hula Teacher: Pudge is a fish? pauses Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Talking about Stitch
David: Auwe... You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh huh.. He used to be a collie before he got ran over.
Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah. The manager's a vampire. And he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Lilo: I knew it.
Lilo: Hello Mr. Bubbles, aliens are attacking my house...Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw!
Grand Councilwoman: How do you plead?
Jumba: Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, completely within legal boundaries.
Grand Councilwoman: We believe you actually created something.
Jumba: Created something? Hah! That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever...
Stitch is revealed.
Jumba: ...make more than one.
Lilo: This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size.