"PencilDick, go stick it in a sharpener.
As for DevilsAngle (what is it with that name? Are you into some sort of satanic geometry??), I happen to be a semi-neat freak.
Trust me when I say that when you live with a slob, it can be very irritating. Especially when you go to the trouble to pick up after yourself and see said slob merrily peeing on your effort." -Prpl
"I believe that if you ignore your posts they will, due to the inverse square law, spontaneously become witty, incisive and interesting." -Prpl
"Words simply can't describe how much I hate you. But that hatred is not a result of jealousy, it's a result of you being an idiot." -Apex to prettyboy
"I think he has a corresponding metal stud in his arse, so when he shoves his head up it, it stays put." -PHB referring to Prettyboy's pierced tongue.
"It's great to have you back after so many days...I now have someone to verbally abuse, you little cretenous gimp." -PHB
Baby Kitten: Yes if you need any advice,i will give you my best advice that i can.
FHM: After 2 years in a steady relationship, I have recently discovered that my girlfriend is infact, a rare, south Cambodian flowering cactus.
I don't think she knows I've realised this yet, so do you think I should put our differences aside and carry on the relationship as normal, or do you think I should drop her, and endeavour to find a partner who at least breathes the same gas as me?
"I think she should post her poems into the nearest trash recepticle." -FHM
pencil: i have a serious problem. i want to know how to get rid of all your morons from chatway.
FHM: Simple. Log off, turn off your computer, throw it out of the window, then follow it.
"There's no point in hiding the fact Blackdog; you want Dem, just like the rest of us and that's okay. I'll send you a pamphlet explaining the details and how to come to terms with this fact, and a guide in how to stalk and jump him in a dark alley- quite handy actually- and a support hotline when times without Dem's presence become too intolerable and you don't know what to do with yourself. Of course there's also the Dem sex line, but that's another story, and at $4.99 a minute, you hope like hell it's worth it." -Staria
"Contrary to popular belief, there is a world outside of Canada. It's not a very good one, but it exists regardless." -Staria
"I like hockey sticks. Shatter thy knee cap and thy shall cry profusely." -Staria
"Yes, the wonderful world of love. Overrated perhaps, but where would we be without it?
Oh yes, that's right- pondering over something else, such as what we're going to eat for breakfast, or how good it would be to shove stones down someone's throat and watch them choke to death." -Staria
"Chatway is like seaweed in a box of chocolates; you're not quite sure why it's there and you wish it would go away, but then again the colour green suits your boots." -Staria
"I don't blame you, I blame evolution for cruelly skipping you when growing brains was being initiated." -Staria
"I've been listening to Push the little daisies by Ween for the last 3 hours to see how long it will take me to cry like baby Jesus." -Staria
Push the little daisies and make them come up.
Push the little daisies and make them come up.
Watch the video enough times and you'll be weeping tears of redemption in no time. -SummerJoy
PrettyBoy2: A gold Star to Kiki cause she has been great for the boards and her firey responses make me smile. She impress's me bigtime. :) Don't change.
Staria: A hole in a wooden fence would impress you if you could manage to fit your highly overrated dick into it.
Staria: Read the previous posts again Santi, and maybe then you'll understand them. Maybe.
Alandra: now who's the optimist?
"She will be dead within a century. No one will remember her, but least they'll know what ribbons to tie around their handcrafted shit in a box." -Vanadus Crowley on Martha Stewart.
Getting paid to crush pedestrians with a 10 ton vehicle paid for by the exact people I'm running over. Can't beat that. -Vanadus Crowley on being a busdriver.
"You know the rules, when woman in costume suddenly get a weapon, the front of their shirts get ripped off so everyone can see their heaving bosom. Movies don’t lie, so start ripping." -She God
"I am old and lecherous. *Points her finger menacingly* You’re all added to my kiddie porn list." -She God
"Hi Cleatus here, new to the board. I'm from Mobile, Alabama, and that's just not my town that's the kinda house I live in too. For my hobbies I like to drinkin beer, watchin' wrasslin', huntin', and driving my lawnmower across the state every year." -Zeek the headless cat
"I'm always a little confused when I hear talk of people waiting until they're married for sex. It's like hearing that there's a factory that puts out commodore 64s. 'They still make those?' " -Minoan "A true artist cares a LOT what people think of his/her art. If it weren't so, I could happily sit here, shove my fingers up my bum and wipe shit on the walls and call myself an artist." -ruzkin