- Replacing the word 'welcome' with 'baboon'.
- Instead of using traditional outdated greetings such as 'Hello' and 'Good Morning' we plan to learn from grace of the birds by sqwarking loudly to greet people. Mating calls of the birds are also effective when trying to meet someone of the opposite sex.
- In times of bordem do not retreat to a book or intelligent converstation, run around loudly yelling whoop whoop whoop. As the great Sir Monkey has shown us it is an excellent way to gain the repect of others.
- When you are unable to think of a word or phrase simply insert the word 'spleen' or for variety 'penis envy'. Works great in essays and speeches.
We plan to spread our dream by handing out small annoying bits of melted plastic (they're really useful and handy) and attempting to sell you cute, unreasonably priced, high quality (heh heh) blob things made in the sweatshops of India. We are also pressuring the department of education to stop teaching the words 'faculty', 'maroon' and 'work' as they have profoundly high bordem rates.
If you contibute to this cause not only will we waste all your money on small, shiny bracelets but we will dream long and happily about eradicating the terrible plague of 'thinking' which is currently infecting some schools. We can only be glad there are redneck assholes like George Bush to stop the problem before it spreads.
