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Thomas is a stubborn annoying weasel poo!!!!

Lets take a little time out to talk about (dramatic music) my brother. He is a stubborn annoying weasel poo who is currently playing a beeping sound repeatedly on his computer to annoy me. But he has underestimated my own stupidity and stubborness so i am now currently attempting to degrade him via the internet. First of all -

Now i would like to put forward my
'Campaign against stubborn annoying weasel poo!' (named thomas)

My brother is growing his hair long. We do not know if it is his new found 'connection' with his 'feminie side', a weird hippy faze or complete laziness (although i am leaning towards the latter.). Either way, the first order of business for CASAWP is cutting his goddam annoying lumpy oily almost dredlocked hair. It will probably happen in the dead of night with a chainsaw (sorry if we cut off your ears tomy womy bomb butt...)

The second is his laziness. Of course we know it's ok for me to be bone lazy but it ain't for him. It's about time we invaded his computer and wiped his hard disk...permanently...with kerosene...then stole his games. I swear to god, he is a lazy pig with a food spray radius of 5 metres.

Lastly is his insulting. It's ok for me to insult him and just about every other person on earth but it's not ok for him to insult my poor little other brother who is far cuter than him. I have decided to insult him with poor untrue jokes until he stops..or does it less..or comes up with less lame insults..

Remember kiddies, campaign against thomas till your toaster breaks!!!!

The End.