Dwarf's 7


Two black-clad Federation troopers made their way back to their quarters at
Space Command.  One was dejected; the other was grinning ear to ear.

"Did you see what Supreme Commander Servalan wrote about you?" the shorter
man said cheekily, pulling off his helmet to reveal a set of carefully-hidden dreadlocks. 
"She used the word 'imbecile' four times in the same sentence."

The other trooper also removed his helmet and stared at him, looking somewhat
disgusted.  "What were the other words?"

"There weren't any others, just your name and a dash."

They continued on down the corridor.  "When did she write that?"

"I think it was after you tried to pick her up by hypnosis."

"Well...she must have liked us," he assured his companion.  "She must have
confidence in us, to send us on this incredibly dangerous assignment."

"I dunno, Rimmer," the first trooper said, shaking his head.  "I just don't know."

Now it was Rimmer's turn to smile.  "You're too paranoid, Listy."



Back in her office, Servalan rubbed her forehead wearily, and again read
through the orders that would send the two on their mission -- formerly
Space Commander Travis's mission -- wondering for the millionth time whether
she should sign them.  Good help had been hard to find since the war with
the Andromedans...still, it was hard to believe that these men were the best
Space Command had to offer.  It was certainly a comedown from the old days
of the Federation. These two didn't look like they could catch a cold, much
less a group of dangerous rebel terrorists.

As she prepared to make her decision, she considered the two possible outcomes.

Either they would complete their mission and rid the Federation of an irritating
thorn in its side...or Troopers Lister and Rimmer would get themselves killed
chasing after Roj Blake.

"A plan with no drawbacks," she announced to no-one in particular, and
signed the orders with a flourish.



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