Slavin' at the Grocery Store -- By Brett

Slavin' at the Grocery Store --- By Brett

You got an interview at my Price Chopper,
but why the hell would you wanna work more?
You show up in ripped clothes and a pin covered hat,
Where do you hope to get, when your dressin like that?
Im gonna take my chance and hire you still,
but if you mess up, scrub the toilets you will!
Now you gotta work everyday and you hate it,
and if you steal, itll be you i kill

you’ll work, you’ll slave

you’ll do what I say

and you’ll do it my way

Now it’s time for payday but little do you know,
we're gonna screw you over and youll never find out.
Woops there was an error, it wasnt my fault,
now your not getting paid at all!
what is wrong with you, why do you seem so mad?
If you dont like working here, too fucking bad!
Just shut up behave and mop my floor,
Your my only slave and i always want more.

you’ll work, you’ll slave

you’ll do what I say

and you’ll do it my way

please don’t steal and rip me off
I can’t afford much more of a loss
I know you're mad and hate me now
but let me make it up somehow
please don’t put the blame on me
the guy who took your check was Steve
but now we may as well fire you
cause your spikey, coloured hair won’t do

you can’t sue me for discrimination
my store is condemned,
you're shutting me down

you'll work, youll slave

youll do what i say

and youll do it my way

now my store is gone, Im blaming it on you,
i feel so alone now, what do i do?
if I had to do it all over again,
id stab another employee in the back of the head.