Time goes by and by and a president comes and goes
It's time to step up junior and play your fathers role
Gore claims he invented pokemon
so you think you've got the election won
Election's on (elections on)
You've still not won (still not won)
It's time to start scandal number one
I said its time to start scandal number one

Jeb promised you Florida as a gift this year
So you called him up and said gimme your ear
We got a sceem to keeps Gore outta the lead
we got a sceem that keeps black felons from voting
This screen will block your name if your name sounds the same
This screen will block your name if you were born on the same date
In Miami-dade, Floridas largest county
The screen blocked 66% of of blacks from voting

The results are in, you see your in the lead
You stole this election thanks to you family tree
But now Gore's mad, hes sad, hes mad and wants a recount
The votes are addin up, piling up now George you better lookout
Just call cousin Ellis to get Fox to pull some strings
He'll go on the air and declare your winnings
The courts will stop recounting with a little bribery
Now you've basically won because your cousins on TV

Hey hey George Bush man isnt this great
Youve got som many people working to keep you safe
Brother Jeb runnin Florida, Katerine Harris too
Cousin Ellis at Fox, He's got them workin for you
He went on the air and said that you had won
And he got all the other stations to follow along
Now that they've gone this far they can't go back now
It's official, your the president, so too bad AL!