Paddle Town U.S.A.
Sick of pinko-leftist psychobabblers telling you paddling is bad? We offer round-the-clock paddling service provided by The Online Paddling Werkshoppe. There simply is no better place to live.
Mayor "PoPs" Strongburn is committed to providing a pro-learning environment to better the quality of life for Paddle Town citizens and offer an alternative to contemporary anti-spanking stupidity.
Make the move now, to Paddle Town U.S.A., and put an end to misbehavior FOR GOOD.
